Mad Monday

[Justo]

So who's your prediction to make headlines this year. And which player will find themselves in trouble with the law.

The AFL has already set a pretty good benchmark.

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[system]

I hope Corey Payne randomly trns up to the Souths one and belts seven shades out of Teo again

 

[Juro]

Gees, how drunk do you need to be to set a dwarf on fire?

 

[Justo]

Gees, how drunk do you need to be to set a dwarf on fire?

Or anyone for that matter.

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[system]

Gees, how drunk do you need to be to set a dwarf on fire?

About 3/4 of a slab and a couple of vodkas

 

[Cultured_Bogan]

Gees, how drunk do you need to be to set a dwarf on fire?

On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd say about a Julian O'Neill.

 

[system]

Shatinschlossyshoes

 

[innsaneink]

I vaguely recall an NRL mad monday prank involving a ciggy lighter and some flatulence - something went wrong, memories no good

 

[Tigersmurf]

Snow White is already locking the doors and windows!

 

[westTAHger]

that who-ever gets in trouble, with the law authorities, this mad Monday, will have his contract de-registered for 2014 season.

 

[Glen_McWilliams]

Starting from a low base

 

[Justo]

On further thought have they named next years face of league yet? Surely they would be odds on favourite.

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[LaT]

Gees, how drunk do you need to be to set a dwarf on fire?

Or anyone for that matter.

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http://www.smh.com.au/rugby-league/league-news/roosters-investigate-carney-over-pants-on-fire-allegation-20100105-lr51.html

 

[phil1986]

Gees, how drunk do you need to be to set a dwarf on fire?

Not that drunk, just need to play for the raiders!

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[WestsSupporter]

who will have the gayest costume? hindmarsh set a decent bar last year.

 

[Yossarian]

Gees, how drunk do you need to be to set a dwarf on fire?

On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd say about a Julian O'Neill.

Set a kid wearing a dophin suit on fire once right? Then jumped off the boat and swam home? Took a dump in team mate's shoe, took a wizz on a casino floor… So many career highlights for Jules...

 

[jirskyr]

Shatinschlossyshoes

You know at the time people were quite offended. I was just impressed that he managed to lay one inside a shoe.

I mean, I've never tried it, I just imagine if you are three sheets to the wind it is a fairly impressive feat of balance and muscular endurance.

To light a dwarf you just need to remove your common sense and chuck a match.

 

[Cultured_Bogan]

Gees, how drunk do you need to be to set a dwarf on fire?

On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd say about a Julian O'Neill.

Set a kid wearing a dophin suit on fire once right? Then jumped off the boat and swam home? Took a dump in team mate's shoe, took a wizz on a casino floor… So many career highlights for Jules...

Yep, up at Port Mac. Set the kid alight, and then when he knew the proverbial had hit the fan, stripped to his jocks and swam to shore to flag down the first car that stopped and hitchhike to wherever he thought he would avoid the police.

He certainly kept people interested with his antics over the years.

 

[system]

Shatinschlossyshoes

You know at the time people were quite offended. I was just impressed that he managed to lay one inside a shoe.

I mean, I've never tried it, I just imagine if you are three sheets to the wind it is a fairly impressive feat of balance and muscular endurance.

To light a dwarf you just need to remove your common sense and chuck a match.

My favorite Julian story is how he tried to set the kid in the mascot suit on fire on a cruise, then stripped to his undies and jumped overboard got to a beach and got a lift but cut himself up on the rocks.

Classic

 

[WestsSupporter]

http://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl-premiership/a-history-of-mad-mondays-gone-wrong-including-afl-nrl-and-a-league/story-e6frf3e3-1226709737069#.UiWCRjZmhcY