old_man_tiger
Well-known member
Friends, Tigers, Brothers and Sisters.
Parramatta.
Is there any greater insult to humanity?
Is there any foe more despised?
I have it on good authority that Dennis Fitzgerald still gathers a group for satanic rituals in the depths of the leagues club every full moon.
In the spirit of social media I NEED to share this very important information with you to help you and your family on Monday.
1. If you have children, don't let them make eye contact with Mitchell Moses.
2. Take plenty of hand sanitiser in case a Parra fan touches the sauce bottle before you. But...
3. Remember incidental contact IS SAFE. Supporting parra is usually a genetic mutation. YOU CAN'T CATCH IT.
To the players. You better represent us this week, I want to see you rip in or I'm going to start a poll. I've had enough of us pushing these fools and then losing it at the death. Turn up the heat on the slimey fart and he will ooze away. Fire up.
Look I planned a better post with a poem. It had a word that rhymed with muck and described a couple of their players but the mods are too good here. Just win the game Tigers I don't care what else happens.
Parramatta.
Is there any greater insult to humanity?
Is there any foe more despised?
I have it on good authority that Dennis Fitzgerald still gathers a group for satanic rituals in the depths of the leagues club every full moon.
In the spirit of social media I NEED to share this very important information with you to help you and your family on Monday.
1. If you have children, don't let them make eye contact with Mitchell Moses.
2. Take plenty of hand sanitiser in case a Parra fan touches the sauce bottle before you. But...
3. Remember incidental contact IS SAFE. Supporting parra is usually a genetic mutation. YOU CAN'T CATCH IT.
To the players. You better represent us this week, I want to see you rip in or I'm going to start a poll. I've had enough of us pushing these fools and then losing it at the death. Turn up the heat on the slimey fart and he will ooze away. Fire up.
Look I planned a better post with a poem. It had a word that rhymed with muck and described a couple of their players but the mods are too good here. Just win the game Tigers I don't care what else happens.
