The Laurie Daley pearls of wisdom thread

@Marshall_magic said:
I don't mind Andy Raymond, he just makes up too many stupid nicknames and always screams out 'THEY MUUUST SCORE' on every half chance.

And he always screams out 'WHAT A TRY/TACKLE/PASS/KICK/CATCH"
 
Greg Alexander made some comment last night about Coote breaking 'both' groins.
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How was Brandy a good footballer, last night he didn't seem to know the rules of the game.

Example A. On the video ref referal right on half time, "If he did throw it the video ref could rule it a knock on if it bounced"-No, a throw is a pass, if it bounces 0 times or 500 times.

Example B. McKinnon is taken to the ground after a half break, the tackle not completed, the ref called play on, "McKinnon should have played it there rather than going again, he lost a lot of momentum for his side"-If he's not tackled he can't play the ball.
 
@Marshall_magic said:
I don't mind Andy Raymond, he just makes up too many stupid nicknames and always screams out 'THEY MUUUST SCORE' on every half chance.

Andy Raymond is a nerd…alwayz making stupid jokes that half the time his co-commentator just ignores...he's a hopeless commentator he'd b better off doing the job Ryan Phelan does in the studio...he has some stupid pearls of wisdem as well...any time a team gets into the attacking 20 he refers to it as the 'go zone'...he went through a stage where he constantly reffered to Greg Inglis as 'the reflection of perfection'...he has the biggest man crush on Billy Slater i've ever seen... n when he's on the sideline on MNF n he tells us which side won the toss n which way they will run...real important info for a game of footy...n finally whenever he's at a press conference he will ask the same question week in week out to the losing captain 'well Robbie r there nights early on in the game u can tell when its just not gonna b ur night? ...that show he hosted on fox NRL tactics was the most pointless Rugby League show i've ever seen no wonder it got canned...n the reason he refers to players by their nicknames that no1 has ever heard of eg Carl Webb 'the man they call Charlie' is coz he obviously gets on team websites n reads player profiles
 
@Sabre said:
Greg Alexander made some comment last night about Coote breaking 'both' groins.
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Sabre I'm working off my H and PE classes which were about a million years ago (and I can't find anything about it when I google it) but am pretty sure guys have two groins . But then again that may also explain why I'm not a H and PE teacher or phsyiotherapist either :laughing:
 
I don't know what's funnier, Daley's comments or the fact that some agree with him. The commentators crap on & people repeat it like its fact. Not a pearl of wisdom BUT stupid none the less. Tallis just asked if Daley wouldv'e had Jarryd in his Origin side. Daley replies "Uumm…......I prob would have found a spot for him somewhere, but having said that i'm very confident that Dugan can handle the occasion". "Dugan is more a running FB where as Hayne more of a ball playing FB"??? "I would of found space for him on the BENCH"!!!! WHAT THE??!! HOW STUPID & RUDE. WHAT A CRAWLER. DALEY etc. picked Hayne for Origin 1-3 in 2010, 2x FB, 1x Wing.
 
@biggest tigers fan said:
In tonights game daley just said.He's a footballer casey maguire,i think i could play him in any position and he will know what his role will be :laughing:

Hahaha I heard that as well
 
After seeing his bad concussion tonight in the classic SOO from 1992, I can see why he comes out with these ramblings :wink:
 
@Montague Street said:
On NRL on Fox tonight Lozza said, "The Raiders have to stop to go forward" ?!
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Wish I heard that hahaha
Notice how he is coming last by a mile in tipping and fantasy footy, and he was a Blues selector!

You could also tell tonight he loves Michael Ennis.
 
@Montague Street said:
On NRL on Fox tonight Lozza said, "The Raiders have to stop to go forward" ?!
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I think Lozza forgot himself he seemed to be very excited that Ennis was on the panel. The classic for me was when Ennis said that Stuart would have been nervous when he told him he wasn't in the run on SOO team (replaced by Young) :master:
 
Laurie's problem is that he tries so hard to be like Gus…except in Laurie's case he goes on and on about things that are irrelavent and no one cares about
 
Apparently according to Daley on NRL on Fox tonight, Jarryd Hayne was suspended from Origin in previous years??
 
Another pearler tonight in the Junkies V Cowgirls game: "When they have the football they believe they can score."

Champagne commentary!
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@Cultured Bogan said:
Another pearler tonight in the Junkies V Cowgirls game: "When they have the football they believe they can score."

Champagne commentary!
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When Mullen kicked out on the full he chimed in with "Jarrod Mullen will be disappointed with that kick."
 
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