The Richard Head team

Tommy Magpie

Active member
Interesting call on Talkin' Sport yesterday about what I will term 'Richard Head' players and how every team usually has one or two, that they are usually good players and tolerated within teams because they provide some mongrel and brilliance. The caller said if you made up a team of Richard Head players that you would have a very good team.

Who would make your all-star Richard Head team?

For starters, from current players you would have to add Todd Carney and Billy Slater. From the past you could add Terry Hill, Wally Lewis, Willie Mason, Gordon Tallis, Danny Williams, and Julian O'Neill. Bob Fulton would get a run as coach. Bill Harrigan would referee. Laurie Daley would commentate. Geoff Toovey would run the water.
 
Heck, I could use current/almost current players.

1\. Darius Boyd (fox sports interview fail, generally retarded)
2\. Michael Jennings (Drink)
3\. Steve Matai (assuault outside his house)
4\. Mark Gasnier (FIRE UP!)
5\. Arana Taumata (8 clubs, 7 years, assault, stealing prescriptions,FFS)
6\. Todd Carney (Drink)
7\. Brett Seymour (general bad discipline, behaviour)
8\. Ryan Tandy (game fixer)
9\. Masada Iosefa (affray, general public nuisance)
10\. Sam Thaiday (toilet photos, classy stuff champ)
11\. Anthony Watmough (where do we start with this gronk?)
12\. Daine Laurie. (where do we start with this guy?)
13\. Frank Paul Nuuisala (Drink)

14\. Joel Monaghan (here boy! here boy! sniff?)

Sadly on paper its a pretty talented team…. :frowning:
 
Between a couple of workmates and myself recently we compiled a "Legends of Douchebaggery Team"

Only criteria was that they had to bring the game into disrepute (either on or off the field,) and pulled on a jersey in the last ten years.
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1\. Julian O’Neill
2\. John Hopoate
3\. Greg Inglis
4\. Mark Gasnier
5\. Joel Monaghan
6\. Todd Carney
7\. Craig Field
13\. Greg Bird
12\. Anthony Watmough ©
11\. Nate Myles
10\. Ryan “Sportsbet” Tandy
9\. Jake Friend

14\. Wes Naiqama
15\. Michael Ennis
16\. Danny Williams
17\. Arana Taumata

Coach: John Elias.
 
@Cultured Bogan said:
Between a couple of workmates and myself recently we compiled a "Legends of Douchebaggery Team"

Only criteria was that they had to bring the game into disrepute (either on or off the field,) and pulled on a jersey in the last ten years.
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1\. Julian O’Neill
2\. John Hopoate
**3\. Greg Inglis**
4\. Mark Gasnier
5\. Joel Monaghan
6\. Todd Carney
7\. Craig Field
**13\. Greg Bird**
12\. Anthony Watmough ©
11\. Nate Myles
10\. Ryan “Sportsbet” Tandy
**9\. Jake Friend**

**14\. Wes Naiqama**
15\. Michael Ennis
16\. Danny Williams
17\. Arana Taumata

Coach: John Elias.

COMPLETELY forgot about those fellas. Man, you can chuck them on my bench, along with Reni Matuia
 
1\. Julian O’Neill
2\. John Hopoate
3\. Greg Inglis
4\. Mark Gasnier
5\. Joel Monaghan

6\. Todd Carney
7\. Craig Field

13\. Greg Bird
12\. Anthony Watmough
11\. Nate Myles

10\. Ryan “Sportsbet” Tandy
9\. Jake Friend
8\. Willie Mason

14\. Wes Naiqama
15\. Michael Ennis
16\. Danny Williams
17\. Arana Taumata
18\. Anthony Watts
19\. Money Bill williams
20\. daine laurie
21.Michael Jennings
21.Danny Wicks

if got a bit of an extended bench to cover for injury or SUSPENSEION/stood down
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Coach: Freddy Fittler
Trainer: Alf
 
And to think that, once upon a time, old Gal would've been a shoe in for this team, but now he is Mr Clean! NSW captain, upstanding citizen and hero on and off the field :stuck_out_tongue:
 
Question: What is the difference between a rugby league player and a prisoner/convict?
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Answer: The rugby league player has his number on the back.
 
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