Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[tiger_one]

Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.

 

[FinestTigers]

 

[bathursttiger1]

BEE STING

A young woman had been taking golf lessons.
She had just started playing her first round of golf
When she suffered a bee sting.
Her pain was so intense that she decided to return
To the clubhouse for help and to complain.

Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and
Asked, 'Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?'

'I was stung by a bee', she said.

'Where', he asked.

'Between the first and second hole', she replied.

He nodded knowingly and said,
'Then your stance is too wide.'

 

[PJ_]

What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?


'Gee, We really do taste like chicken'

 

[tiger_one]

The man who invented velcro has died.
R.I.P.

 

[tiger_one]

I hit my head on the air conditioner.
Got knocked out cold.

 

[Cobarcats]

So much for dad humour. This topic used to awesome and its supposed to be a +13 site.
Some of the jokes about women are very distasteful.

 

[Buttface]

So much for dad humour. This topic used to awesome and its supposed to be a +13 site.
Some of the jokes about women are very distasteful.

Deleted.
Sorry, it was just a joke. Women have my full respect they are better than men and man has taken advantage of them for eternity.
I forgot not many have my sense of humour, my goddess tells me all time and she knows that is my fav joke.

 

[Cobarcats]

Deleted.
Sorry, it was just a joke. Women have my full respect they are better than men and man has taken advantage of them for eternity.
I forgot not many have my sense of humour, my goddess tells me all time and she knows that is my fav joke.

Thankyou. I wasn't just referring to your post mate. If this was a restricted site I wouldn't have reacted, I'm no prude but still respect to our women 👍

 

[tiger_one]

Don't use water as perfume.
It makes no scents.

 

[The SHADOW]

if the dove is the bird of love , what is the bird of real love ?

 

[tiger_one]

Why is Billy Joel's washing still wet?
He didn't start the dryer.

 

[The SHADOW]

For the habibs on the forum.
what do u call a Lebanese DJ ?
a cassette deck

 

[FinestTigers]

 

[The SHADOW]

NRL have just opened a new forum , please check it out,
it’s on TIK TOK

 

[tiger_one]

Got up at 5am; 9kms run completed; came back and prepared a vegetable smoothie for breakfast.
Don't remember the rest of the dream.

 

[The SHADOW]

Knock knock
whos there
no bell
no bell who
THE NOBELL PEACE PRIZE

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To go to the other side
Why did the WT pla

 

[tiger_one]

My girlfriend asked me to put Ketchup on the shopping list.
Now I can’t read anything.

 

[The SHADOW]

I went to the doctors today, and it was good news,
He gives me 2 months to live,
but when he found out I was broke,
he gave me another 2 year extension.
good news any day of the week.

 

[Bigscreentv]

No one is talking about the war anymore. Probably because the US didn't go Russian in.