Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Ever just look at someone and think... Mount Druitt

 

[Merlot]

insanity is heredity,you catch it from your children

 

[BAGNF05]

NRL 360 say Roosters in salary cap trouble 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

 

[hank37w]

Why, haven't they spent the minimum 95%?

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Ever just look at someone and think... Mount Druitt

 

[Merlot]

Ever just look at someone and think... Mount Druitt

i would mount Druitt,lovely person

 

[tiger_one]

Dogs can’t operate MRI machines.
But catscan.

 

[tiger_one]

My daughter was doing her homework and asked me what I knew about Galileo.
I, proudly and confidently, told her that he was just a poor boy from a poor family.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

I’ve started telling people about the benefits of dried grapes.

It’s all about raisin awareness.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

My missus asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store.

I realised when I got home that I had picked 7 up.

 

[tiger_one]

I read that by law you must turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden, but how am I supposed to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

 

[Cobarcats]

“If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?”

 

[FinestTigers]

 

[tiger_one]

A man died after falling into a giant coffee vat.
He didn't suffer though - it was instant.

 

[gallagher]

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That bloke has the full support of the board.

 

[tiger_one]

Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery.
Daffy turns to Elmer and says: "Is this whisky?"
Elmer says: "Yeth but not as whisky as wobbing a bank!"

 

[tiger_one]

If Satan ever lost his hair, there'd be hell toupee.

 

[tiger_one]

I was in a shoe shop this morning, trying on a pair of shoes.
I said to the assistant :"It's too tight."
He said :"Try it with the tongue out."
I said:"It'th nho ghood, it'th thtill thoo thight!"

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

https://www.facebook.com/MeanwhileInAustralia/photos/7824347987637739

 

[tiger_one]

A friend suggested I put some horse manure on my strawberries.
I'm not doing that again - I'm going back to whipped cream!