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[Pascoes_barber]

What did everyone do today.
I caddied in golf.
First time out of the house for a while.
It was great to interact with mates again.

Washed the missus’ car.

Reverse kanga.

Watching a bit of the indoor cricket World Cup on Kayo too.

 

[Cobarcats]

Washed the missus’ car.

Reverse kanga.

Watching a bit of the indoor cricket World Cup on Kayo too.

Why in the world would you want to sit on a toilet facing backwards, do you have the NRL 2023 draw stuck on the wall? 🤣

 

[Cobarcats]

I still don't get it 😭

 

[ConePuncher]

Why in the world would you want to sit on a toilet facing backwards, do you have the NRL 2023 draw stuck on the wall? 🤣

Research has shown that if you face "backwards" with your elbows on top of the cistern your faeces will exit far smoother with less strain, ergo less chance of hemorrhoids. Through trial and error myself I have found its the tucking of the lower legs and wide angle sitting backwards provides that creates the swiftest exit.

Perhaps we have been using toilets wrong all along? One for brighter minds than mine I would say.

 

[shiddin]

Ooh Betty, the cat’s done a whoopsie on the floor

 

[Cobarcats]

Research has shown that if you face "backwards" with your elbows on top of the cistern your faeces will exit far smoother with less strain, ergo less chance of hemorrhoids. Through trial and error myself I have found its the tucking of the lower legs and wide angle sitting backwards provides that creates the swiftest exit.

Perhaps we have been using toilets wrong all along? One for brighter minds than mine I would say.

I'm afraid to ask you what you do with the toilet brush Conepuncher 🤣

 

[ConePuncher]

Fill the cistern with ice and you have an esky. Two birds one stone. If the ice hasn't melted enough you cannot flush - one issue which remains a thorn in my side.

 

[Cobarcats]

Fill the cistern with ice and you have an esky. Two birds one stone. If the ice hasn't melted enough you cannot flush - one issue which remains a thorn in my side.

I think it was Merlot who said, in times of water shortages, toilet water always tastes better after you flush. 😏

 

[Halbrowne61]

I think it was Merlot who said, in times of water shortages, toilet water always tastes better after you flush. 😏

WTF is just such a learning curve. I’ve drunk beer that tastes like toilet water but never the water itself ! That plus reverse seating, cistern eskies etc, it’s amazing.

 

[Cobarcats]

WTF is just such a learning curve. I’ve drunk beer that tastes like toilet water but never the water itself ! That plus reverse seating, cistern eskies etc, it’s amazing.

I can't understand why members stray 🤣

 

[Merlot]

I can't understand why members stray 🤣

flushing is a must,PC nut allergies and all

 

[Merlot]

Freidrich Hefty was a WW1 Austro-Hungarian flying ace

 

[Cobarcats]

Freidrich Hefty was a WW1 Austro-Hungarian flying ace

Huh?

 

[Merlot]

Huh?

the winning answer from the last or next trivia(l) night

 

[Cobarcats]

You still awake ol friend. What's on the agenda today?

 

[Merlot]

Huh?

the winning answer from the last or next trivia(l) night

You still awake ol friend. What's on the agenda today?

yard work then of 2 a wake,whats happening for you north of the border

 

[Cobarcats]

I'm fully recovered now merlot, got a bit of a dent in my neck but apparently that will improve.
Getting bored like a lot of forumers.
I wish I could wake up to find that we've just signed a marquee player.

 

[innsaneink]

That only happens during sleep/dreams