Cricket Season Thread

[hobbo1]

hit on the elbow .. soft as shit
Davey’s just rattled he couldn’t find his candy shoes

 

[Pascoes_barber]

Struck on the rebound by an errant water bottle apparently.

 

[ConePuncher]

Pete Handscomb? More like Pete Handsome, amirite?!?!?!

very rootable. still no marcus stoinis 🤩

 

[Pascoes_barber]

Definitely the best looking test team for a while, probably since the immediate post-Ponting era.

Watto:

 

[ConePuncher]

clarke's early captaincy had some absolutes heads in the team. warner, rogers, haddin, siddle, beer and hilfenhaus all were gargoyles. give me stoin, zampa, ussie and patty c any day 🤩 enough to make a young girl blush.

 

[ConePuncher]

watto is exquisite.

 

[kiwitiger]

watto is exquisite.

As Allan Border said he should spend longer in the nets than the gym.

 

[Yossarian]

Tough to get a lbw from these bozos

 

[Stevec]

Kunneman now bowling rubbish . Also Cummings how do you burn all 3 reviews in the first 20 overs .
Thank God for Lyon a class above the rest
Shami getting 4 wickets prove selectors stuff up again
Bowling attack should be Cummings ,Starc , Lyon , Murphy and Head

 

[happy_tiger]

As Allan Border said he should spend longer in the nets than the gym.

Not the kind of player you could see in the trenches with AB ...maybe drinking tea with the officers

 

[Yossarian]

Kunneman now bowling rubbish . Also Cummings how do you burn all 3 reviews in the first 20 overs .
Thank God for Lyon a class above the rest
Shami getting 4 wickets prove selectors stuff up again
Bowling attack should be Cummings ,Starc , Lyon , Murphy and Head

It doesn’t help that the umpires won’t give any LBWs. We had to review twice to get two of them so that’s a 2/5 score.

 

[Halbrowne61]

It doesn’t help that the umpires won’t give any LBWs. We had to review twice to get two of them so that’s a 2/5 score.

This partnership is killing us, 139/7 to 201/7.
Urgent breakthrough required, Head/Labuschane for a couple of overs ??

 

[Tigerwould]

Who’s this new bloke that got kohli out? …and what happened to McLOVIN ?

 

[happy_tiger]

Struck on the rebound by an errant water bottle apparently.

Hit his head bending over to pick up the sandpaper again

 

[Pascoes_barber]

Letting the Indian tail run away with it again.

 

[happy_tiger]

Letting the Indian tail run away with it again.

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What used to make us such a strong side 5 fa to all out we could really add some runs

 

[ConePuncher]

this aussie team is too hetero for my liking.

 

[Yossarian]

Australia with a 1 run lead. Win or lose, notwithstanding that long partnership, at least we’ve fought in this test. If Renshaw makes 20 it’ll be a great result. Probably even 10.

 

[Fade.To.Black]

What a shame the weak maggot Warner won't get to face the fire. Would rather sit out than help his mates, no surprises there. If Candy told him to get out there he would follow orders. Weak

 

[Tiger-ferret]

What a shame the weak maggot Warner won't get to face the fire. Would rather sit out than help his mates, no surprises there. If Candy told him to get out there he would follow orders. Weak

He’s 7th on our all time test runs list. I wouldn’t call that weak.