TurnStyle
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This is well written, great satire @jirskyr. 🤣"That story we ran last week about Benji threatening to leave Tigers, well it's not true, he told us he definitely doesn't want to leave, even though there were previous rumours (started by us) that Benji might in fact leave, he's now saying that he doesn't plan to leave. Braith Anasta says it's not been handled well, both the rumour about Benji possibly leaving and now from Benji himself that he's not leaving, even though there were previous rumours that he was leaving. In fact we heard previously, from us, that Benji was in fact leaving, and now that he says he's not leaving, we are fairly sure he isn't leaving, even though there was that rumour about it, from before. "
I remember the old British TV show Yes Minister/ Prime Minister: apparently (and don't quote me on exactly who!) the pollies over there weren't fans of it at all as it was too close to the truth.
*I'd hazard @Winston Churchill would be a better source to confirm this, as I was young and not in UK in the 80's.
The point is, it's funny because there's a large element of truth to it.
Scott Sattler just happens to say on the radio (is that still a thing?) that the Tigers should consider bringing Michael Morgan out of retirement (probably because the previous day there was an article about him on fox sports website).
Next thing you know it's a headline in that twat Hooper's column. Seriously... it's ridiculous.