Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[tiger_one]

If you arrest a mime, do you have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?

 

[tiger_one]

Your taste in music can be determined by your chromosomes:
XY = Male
XX = Female
YYY = Delilah

 

[tiger_one]

My first girlfriend couldn’t deal with my obsession with horoscopes.
In the end, it Taurus apart.

 

[tiger_one]

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One… or two?
One... or two?

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

My own jokes????? Does that count?

 

[tiger_one]

The furniture store salesman told me "This sofa will sit 5 people without any problems."
I said "Where am I going to find 5 people without any problems?"

 

[tiger_one]

My son kept using his extra-loud whistle inside the house.
I gave him one last chance, but unfortunately he blew it.

 

[twentyforty]

My own jokes????? Does that count?

How can you tell when a joke is original?

 

[tiger_one]

Nothing embarrasses a psychic more than throwing them a surprise birthday party.

 

[tiger_one]

What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.

 

[Halbrowne61]

What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.

Not one of your best champion. You can do better and funnier than that !

 

[tiger_one]

Not one of your best champion. You can do better and funnier than that !

Thanks champion @Halbrowne61 - went for the play on words but maybe should have left this one in the locker!

 

[Halbrowne61]

Thanks champion @Halbrowne61 - went for the play on words but maybe should have left this one in the locker!

Spot on mate , now get back on stage and give us your best !!’

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

Great play of words Tiger 1.

 

[tiger_one]

To the person who stole my iPhone:
I hope you face time.

 

[twentyforty]

If the Brisbane Broncos are known as the “Broncs” and the Nth QLD Cowboys are known as the “Cows”, then what are the Gold Coast Titans called?

 

[happy_tiger]

If the Brisbane Broncos are known as the “Broncs” and the Nth QLD Cowboys are known as the “Cows”, then what are the Gold Coast Titans called?

Shit

 

[tiger_one]

Does anyone know the actor that played Forest Gump?
T hanks

 

[twentyforty]

Does anyone know the actor that played Forest Gump?
T hanks

Run that by me again?

 

[hank37w]

THANKS.

Tom Hanks.