Cricket Season Thread

[AmericanHistoryX]

I dont study him. He dont study me. We are equal in that sense

 

[coivtny]

Am I the only one who finds Harsha Bogle annoying? Put him and K O'K in the same boat and sink it. While I'm at it why isn't our own Mel Jones commentating instead of Isa Guha?

 

[coivtny]

I feel disrespectful if I spell it wrong. Apologies.

Google it and then you'll spell it correctly.

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

Sorry. Google is not my god

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

I have a life.

 

[coivtny]

I have a life.

FFS.

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

FFS. You got it. For Freedoms Sake.

 

[coivtny]

FFS. You got it. For Freedoms Sake.

Hope you enjoyed your break. I did.

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

Glad you did. Love good news. Anything else you want to deposit whilst you are here. In the Xmas spirit?

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

Sorry your break is over though. I still have 52 weeks.

 

[coivtny]

Glad you did. Love good news. Anything else you want to deposit whilst you are here. In the Xmas spirit?

Not really. Just be careful crossing the road.

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

Maybe 53. How many weeks in a year? I forgot.

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

Not really. Just be careful crossing the road.

Thank You. Best thing you said all year. Always tell my kids and dogs that.

 

[Buttface]

FFS. You got it. For Freedoms Sake.

Yeah it’s certainly not that big a deal X. I reckon Uzy doesn’t care what you call him or how you spell his name as long as it’s in a loving way. 😁
I call him Uzy bcoz I can’t spell for shite, (but I can add up reely good like), and I reckon Uzy is a very respectable human, he has a slight Muslin take on this but generally he’s pretty fair minded and I hope he is the CEO of Oz Cricket one day or CEO of the ICC, even better.
Anyway Merry Xmas X.

 

[Buttface]

Hope you enjoyed your break. I did.

🤭😆🤣🤣🤣😆🤭

I nearly spat my cornflakes out.
Funniest post in a while.

 

[Buttface]

Thank You. Best thing you said all year. Always tell my kids and dogs that.

Nah, his previous post was better, subtle, that one was a bit meaner but still funny.
Don’t let it bother you X, Although you were littering the forum all over the place it’s good to have you back.

 

[GNR4LIFE]

Am I the only one who finds Harsha Bogle annoying? Put him and K O'K in the same boat and sink it. While I'm at it why isn't our own Mel Jones commentating instead of Isa Guha?

Kerry still has the occasional funny line, but overall he jumped the shark a while ago.

 

[GNR4LIFE]

It’s a tragedy what’s happened to cricket commentary. Richie and co obviously weren’t going to be around forever, but I didn’t think the quality would take the dip it has. One thing that is so noticeable now didn’t happen with Richie‘s era is the amount of back slapping the current crop do with each other. Laughing about how each other were back in their day. Never happened in the 80’s-early 00’s. It’s more of a boys club vibe these days and it sucks.

 

[Buttface]

Am I the only one who finds Harsha Bogle annoying? Put him and K O'K in the same boat and sink it. While I'm at it why isn't our own Mel Jones commentating instead of Isa Guha?

I’ve listened to Bogle on the radio for years, he knows his cricket but no rizz.
Luv the KOK, and I luv saying it like that. I say it to Mrs BF all the time “I love the KOK Mrs, I wish you loved the KOK as much as I do!” And she says “you’re a kock.” Particularly like KOK and Ian smith together they’re a laugh, good stories, although sometimes trying to decipher what KOK says is like trying to decipher an @Merlot post. Luv you Merlot.
I think the commentary is defined by who you are contracted to, which is why we have Guha? She had red lipstick all over her teeth the other night, it wasn’t a good look. Some one tell her, it was like a booger hanging out ya nose.

 

[Buttface]

How good was Patty’s bouncer before that wicket? I know they’ve been go’n in about him moving the fielder an all, but fair dinkum that bouncer was a cracker I replayed it a few times, how good would that be facing that kind of hand grenade.