Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[tiger_one]

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tell Luke when he had trouble eating Chinese food?
Use the forks, Luke.

 

[Winston Churchill]

Chrispy Kreme with 4 votes is pretty hilarious.

 

[Winston Churchill]

oops, he must have eaten one, he now has 3.

 

[hank37w]

It's got to be voter fraud, nothing more certain.

 

[Winston Churchill]

It's got to be voter fraud, nothing more certain.

Democrats arent involved in this, wont be any fraud.

 

[Winston Churchill]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

 

[Winston Churchill]

I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.

 

[hank37w]

Two hours?

You must have been looking at your watch to check mate. 🤣

 

[tiger_one]

Two hours?

You must have been looking at your watch to check mate. 🤣

You guys are just "Pawn to be wild!" 😉

 

[TopTiger]

I keep telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes, I'm raisin awareness!

 

[TopTiger]

I just heard that they are not making 12 inch rulers any longer.

 

[tiger_one]

Someone I know finally got their degree in anasthesia.
They're going to have a passing out parade.

 

[TopTiger]

My wife bought me an alarm clock that instead of waking me to music or beeping it swears at me, now that is what I call a rude awakening!!

 

[twentyforty]

Nearby where I live, they had to evacuate a festival when the band was well into boogie wonderland. It set off the earth wind and fire alarm.

 

[TopTiger]

I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid, he reckons he can stop anytime he wants!

 

[TopTiger]

Every morning I get hit by the same bicycle on my daily walk, it's a vicious cycle!

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

WGAF.

 

[tiger_one]

I spilled spot remover on my dog.
Now he's gone.

 

[Winston Churchill]

Is Luke brooks the piece we’ve been missing

The thread title speaks for itself, just wanting to see what brooks could bring to the team and if we think we can be a competing top 8 or even 4 side. Thanks all!

silvertails.net

Laughed for about 7 mins straight after seeing the title of this thread.

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

Baddabing Baddaboom!