SPOONBOWL ... It's on Ladies and Gentlemen Get your Tickets.

And looking at the commercial side of it, there’s no reason we couldn’t sell a spoon bowl show bag like the Easter show.

You know they charge like $10 for $1 worth of plastic and snacks a day away from their use by date. Discounts for things you never buy.

And as a keepsake souvenir, a plastic wooden spoon with eel and tiger motifs on the handle.

So many marketing opportunities.
 
Strider said:
If Eels beats Dragons doesn't that mean spoon bowl is over?
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Spoon bowl is never over, it will live in our hearts for years to come.

Win or lose, it’s an opportunity to riot and set something on fire!

We won’t need the same numbers of fedoras to torch this season.
 
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Anyway, someone from our “office party planning commission” rang up our local Bankwest stadium or whatever it’s called these days to enquire about a corporate box and according to her got a quote for $10k per game.

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So rough estimate, one corporate box equals 500 of us General Admission filth.

I suppose there’s a cost for a corporate steward to advise one not to vomit over the railing but to use the velvet, moose fur bag near the diamond encrusted bryden signage.

But If Death Valley can hold 15,000 of us rabble, we can be readily replaced financially by 30 corporate boxes.

Pretty scary stuff.
 
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TSP said:
Anyway, someone from our “office party planning commission” rang up our local Bankwest stadium or whatever it’s called these days to enquire about a corporate box and according to her got a quote for $10k per game.

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So rough estimate, one corporate box equals 500 of us General Admission filth.

I suppose there’s a cost for a corporate steward to advise one not to vomit over the railing but to use the velvet, moose fur bag near the diamond encrusted bryden signage.

But If Death Valley can hold 15,000 of us rabble, we can be readily replaced financially by 30 corporate boxes.

Pretty scary stuff.
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Now we know the desire to increase the corporate end !!!
 
Back to Spoonbowl events, we could have a couple of bands after the game and have a rock concert happening.

I don’t want any indie Balmain bands such as Gertrude and the lonely lentil loving moofs unplugged on organic Tibetan yak fur xylophone.

Out at Death Valley, we need the Angels, Rose Tattoo and maybe Sherbet.

Celebrity signings tables, $20 extra:

Paul Kent
Pascoe
Lee
Sir Dennis Burgess
Rowdy
Jon Wilson
Richo
Noddy

The wiggles for the kids over near the bar area.

Get them drunk and hot potatoing with a skinful. No, not the kids….
 
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TSP said:
Back to Spoonbowl events, we could have a couple of bands after the game and have a rock concert happening.

I don’t want any indie Balmain bands such as Gertrude and the lonely lentil loving moofs unplugged on organic Tibetan yak fur xylophone.

Out at Death Valley, we need the Angels, Rose Tattoo and maybe Sherbet.

Celebrity signings tables, $20 extra:

Paul Kent
Pascoe
Lee
Sir Dennis Burgess
Rowdy
Jon Wilson
Richo
Noddy

The wiggles for the kids over near the bar area.

Get them drunk and hot potatoing with a skinful. No, not the kids….
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The drummer should be made to drum with wooden spoons
 
I am literally so exited for this game!

We used to get smoked last game to come 9th (a long time ago and not 2005/ 2010 / 2011 time ago). I think Cronulla and Canberra come to mind.

Now not getting a 3rd spoon, and knowing its going to happen one or way or another, is just too much - my poor family on this Friday 💪🤔🫣😂
 
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