SPOONBOWL ... It's on Ladies and Gentlemen Get your Tickets.

Back to Spoonbowl events, we could have a couple of bands after the game and have a rock concert happening.

I don’t want any indie Balmain bands such as Gertrude and the lonely lentil loving moofs unplugged on organic Tibetan yak fur xylophone.

Out at Death Valley, we need the Angels, Rose Tattoo and maybe Sherbet.

Celebrity signings tables, $20 extra:

Paul Kent
Pascoe
Lee
Sir Dennis Burgess
Rowdy
Jon Wilson
Richo
Noddy

The wiggles for the kids over near the bar area.

Get them drunk and hot potatoing with a skinful. No, not the kids….
Dennis’ role is not big enough. The headline band can be the master’s apprentices.

If necessary he can also retire the ceremonial wooden spoon
 
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Parra were so bad in that last 10 minutes yesterday….. gave up 5 tries …

Of course the Tigers have no one like Sloan playing in their side to create them so quickly
I think Parra were already thinking about next week, plus a few schooners at the LC.
Let’s face it, they turned off the lights and left the building, Sloan or no Sloan.
The real review of that game can only focus on the first hour, and I have to say it’s sent a shiver up my spine. Especially coming off a bye and our recent record in last round games !
We are going to be facing an embarrassed club with a new incoming coach. We sure as hell need to be switched from the first minute,
 
On any objective measure, Death Valley being sold out is excellent news and a very pleasant cash bonus.

17,500 max and say an average of $30 less say $100k for security and fireworks etc, we should clear $400k which id say is unheard of for cellar dwellers.

And for our accountants and so forth, they must be wringing their hands with glee that we didn’t come third last!

Well done WT and eels marketing,honestly, a great job!

And money to be made for scalpers.

My next business idea for the club is that a player, wears a helmet, embedded within is a camera. Player cam.

So for an additional $20 a game, you can tune into player cam on your iPhone on the exclusive Tigernet.

And for members, I will permit an upgrade to virtual reality.

I think it would be a lot of fun.

And btw I checked a no frills box at LO for our budding corporate wtf box and the cheapest we can get in about $4k.

But nobody eats, drinks, find your own car parking etc.

Hopefully the seat isn’t broken. But that’s not the point. The point of a corporate box is to make one feel worthier than others. Despite our position on the ladder, there is still a small margin available for snobbery!
 
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