“Benjis been handing out alibis all season my Lordship.”
“The witness Richo, I’d ask this court to refrain from giving too much weight to his pronouncements of progress where the pack remains in limbo, if not in worse shape than whence he doth found it.”
“ All but the most imaginative or delusional of juror’s could return a verdict other than yet another season of absolute guilt.”
“And the matey, my lord, it still lives and breathes in the gizzards of the white elephant.”
“ Not a centre of excellence, but a centre of the matey, a tribute to the nod and wink and where merit does not stand a chance.”
“Warrants, my lordship, let them doth issue. A course to apprehend and arrest the entire hb management for a star chamber inquisition as to their fitness to continue manage our beloved club.”
“Our fans and members, we are Tigers led by donkeys.”