The Miracle Thread - Mathematical Chances 2025

[weststigers]

you seem to enjoy a whine or 2 yourself

We all admire you ❤️

 

[Rock Hopper Steve]

Think it's time to jam this thread up the disappointment clacker now the dream is over.

 

[Betterdays22]

Think it's time to jam this thread up the disappointment clacker now the dream is over.

The mathematical chance is still alive!

 

[diedpretty]

I stopped reading at 72

Therein lies your problem.

 

[weststigers]

Therein lies your problem.

Thank you for identifying it. What would we do without you?

So your advice is I should listen to you more?

 

[TigerBurnsy]

Yep two peas in a pod in many ways us and Newcastle.

Oh for sure, my dad goes for the knights so saw the spoons unfold first hand for him then we copped it. But as a whole the clubs are quite similar

 

[Siberian Kitten]

There is also a mathematical chance that a human brain could suddenly appear in the vacuum of space.

The chances are roughly 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to 1. In other words, it's about the same odds as the results now needed for WT to make the semis.

 

[diedpretty]

Thank you for identifying it. What would we do without you?

So your advice is I should listen to you more?

i don't care if you listen to me or not - smart people listen to as many people as they can and then make judgement, arrogant people they - well i think you already know

 

[weststigers]

i don't care if you listen to me or not - smart people listen to as many people as they can and then make judgement, arrogant people they - well i think you already know

So if you're smart...you'll listen to me more?

 

[tigertye]

Roosters stripped of points for gambling/nose beer golf day scandal.

Tigers beat Canberra
Tigers beat Titans

Everyone else loses. Tigers make the 8?

So you’re telling me there’s a chance?

*crying in corner about actual reality

 

[Merlot]

what's the lowest we can finish next week if the footy gods are totally against us

 

[Wa_Mag_Tig]

what's the lowest we can finish next week if the footy gods are totally against us

We beat Titans and we are 11th. I can live with that. We get beat and its another 6 months of asking why i bother. $127 a month for fox.

 

[happy_tiger]

We beat Titans and we are 11th. I can live with that. We get beat and its another 6 months of asking why i bother. $127 a month for fox.

If we don't win by more than Parra win by could be in trouble .....we only have a plus 5 for and against advantage over them

 

[mtd#2]

The highest we can now finish is 11th..
The lowest is 15th

Round 27:
Eels vs Knights
Rabbits vs Roosters
Dragons vs Panthers
Cowboys - bye

Eels will do a number on the knights... Eels move to 26 points and improve their for and against by 20ish.

Roosters should beat the rabbits.. so they will stay on 24 points (we have +24 differential on them)

If Cleary rests the whole squad again, the dragons win this one and finish on 24..

Cowboys with the bye move to 25 points.

So if the tigers lose and the above results occur the ladder looks like this:

11. Eels
12. Cowboys
13. Dragons
14. Tigers
15. Souths
16. Knights
17. Titans

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If the tigers and eels both win, it will come down to differential in the weekends games..

But we are likely in the above to finish 11th or 12th..

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If both the tigers + eels lose and dragons win, dragons will take 11th spot. 12th and 13th between tigers and eels depending on the size of their loss.

 

[Merlot]

The highest we can now finish is 11th..
The lowest is 15th

Round 27:
Eels vs Knights
Rabbits vs Roosters
Dragons vs Panthers
Cowboys - bye

Eels will do a number on the knights... Eels move to 26 points and improve their for and against by 20ish.

Roosters should beat the rabbits.. so they will stay on 24 points (we have +24 differential on them)

If Cleary rests the whole squad again, the dragons win this one and finish on 24..

Cowboys with the bye move to 25 points.

So if the tigers lose and the above results occur the ladder looks like this:

11. Eels
12. Cowboys
13. Dragons
14. Tigers
15. Souths
16. Knights
17. Titans

----

If the tigers and eels both win, it will come down to differential in the weekends games..

But we are likely in the above to finish 11th or 12th..

---

If both the tigers + eels lose and dragons win, dragons will take 11th spot. 12th and 13th between tigers and eels depending on the size of their loss.

that11 to 15 is what popped into the brain when the table flashed up . Dr Google aint a friend o mine

 

[Merlot]

Thanks

 

[gallagher]

I just want to beat the eels home now

 

[Merlot]

higher the better or this place will be full of doomsdayers all off season

 

[happy_tiger]

The highest we can now finish is 11th..
The lowest is 15th

Round 27:
Eels vs Knights
Rabbits vs Roosters
Dragons vs Panthers
Cowboys - bye

Eels will do a number on the knights... Eels move to 26 points and improve their for and against by 20ish.

Roosters should beat the rabbits.. so they will stay on 24 points (we have +24 differential on them)

If Cleary rests the whole squad again, the dragons win this one and finish on 24..

Cowboys with the bye move to 25 points.

So if the tigers lose and the above results occur the ladder looks like this:

11. Eels
12. Cowboys
13. Dragons
14. Tigers
15. Souths
16. Knights
17. Titans

----

If the tigers and eels both win, it will come down to differential in the weekends games..

But we are likely in the above to finish 11th or 12th..

---

If both the tigers + eels lose and dragons win, dragons will take 11th spot. 12th and 13th between tigers and eels depending on the size of their loss.

In your last paragraph you forgot about the Cowboys ....if we lose Cowboys will jump over us

 

[hank37w]

I just want to beat the eels home now

We need to put a score on the Titans to secure 11th position and beat out the Parra-sites, Souffs, Drag Queens and Cowgirls who will go to 25 points with their bye in the final round.

Somehow you just get the feeling that even if they win they just don't have what it takes to go on with it and make a statement, seen it happen too many times to give me any sort of confidence to believe that it can happen.

I really wish that they would prove me wrong for a change.