Cricket Season Thread

[Buttface]

Money back... 🙂

bummer though

 

[Buttface]

All the cane toads are gone ....couldn't remember the last time I saw one .....have to hit cockroaches instead

That’s bcoz they’ve all moving to the Premier state, the great state of NSW. Along with ya bloody fire ants!!!
Have ya seen those suckers?
They look scary.

 

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It was good to see Ness get the first 2 wickets today he must’ve been wobbling his head a bit at that stage. Started rough in both innings but has scored 70 runs and 3 wickets. He could get a five for!!!

 

[Stevec]

Our bottom 4 put on 133 runs
England top 6 put on 134 runs
That about sums it up

 

[supercoach]

At the start of the series I thought the Poms had the squad to win the ashes. I thought the batting lineup was marginally better than our and for once they had some quicks who could do some real damage on Australian tracks.

Well got that one wrong, the Pom’s bowling has been all over the shop. They can’t put two good balls together and their batting just has not adjusted to Australian conditions. When you consider we have gone into the first two tests with no Cummins and no Hazelwood.

I guess it’s never over to the fat lady sings, but if we go two up, I think the Poms may roll over and lose heart

 

[Tucker]

Australia have barely put a foot wrong in this test series so far.
England really talked up their chances and truly believed.
To be doing this without one of the best cricketers in the world and Haze has been awesome.
That batting card is like nothing I’ve seen for a long time. Everyone contributed. We carry this on like we have and win this test it’ll be one of our best wins.

 

[Buttface]

At the start of the series I thought the Poms had the squad to win the ashes. I thought the batting lineup was marginally better than our and for once they had some quicks who could do some real damage on Australian tracks.

Well got that one wrong, the Pom’s bowling has been all over the shop. They can’t put two good balls together and their batting just has not adjusted to Australian conditions. When you consider we have gone into the first two tests with no Cummins and no Hazelwood.

I guess it’s never over to the fat lady sings, but if we go two up, I think the Poms may roll over and lose heart

I thought their batting line up would fair better without Pat and Hazo and I reckon Joe Root has benefited, but Starcy has been amazing. We need a couple to go with him though bcoz Hazo won’t be back soon and it will take Pat a game or two to get back in the rhythm. Ness and Bolo need to start better.
The Pom bowlers were looking very parkish yesterday, Brydon Carse (shit name) got lucky with a few wickets but was going at 8/over at stages, and Archer, what a pea-heart, there are no arrows in his quiver. Speaking of quiver, I thought he was gunna cry at one stage, and what the hell was that half ass stumbling effort to not catch that ball at mid on? I’d have benched him, go and snuggle up with ya pillow ya cat, he was a liability. Carse was park, but at least he showed some ticka and might even be their highest wicket taker. Wood though, no wickets so far, Gus has 1 and the black Robin Hood has 3. That is total across the 3 innings,
4 wickets in total from their 3 opening bowlers across 3 different innings. That is some terrible reading if you’re a Pom. Our 7th ranked bowler has 3.
@Jedi_Tiger 😎
I think the fat lady is warming her vocals for this game.
You might be able to hear her?
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