Jul 18, 2026 #7,101 T tiger_one Well-known member I went to Magician's School but flunked the final exam. They were all trick questions.
Jul 18, 2026 #7,103 T tiger_one Well-known member So I said to the Doctor: "Is my overweight due to my thyroid?" He said: "No, it's due to your overactive knife and fork".
So I said to the Doctor: "Is my overweight due to my thyroid?" He said: "No, it's due to your overactive knife and fork".
Jul 18, 2026 #7,104 T tiger_one Well-known member I was stunned when I found out that I was holding the taser the wrong way.
Jul 19, 2026 #7,113 T tiger_one Well-known member Kittens open their eyes about a week after birth. Goats open their eyes right after birth. And humans open their eyes after marriage.
Kittens open their eyes about a week after birth. Goats open their eyes right after birth. And humans open their eyes after marriage.
Monday at 12:10 PM #7,117 T tiger_one Well-known member I named the dog "10 kilometers" so I could say that I walked 10km a day.
