Jul 20, 2026 #7,122 T tiger_one Well-known member My dentist said, “This might hurt a little. Are you ready?” I replied, “Yes.” He said, “Cash or card?”
My dentist said, “This might hurt a little. Are you ready?” I replied, “Yes.” He said, “Cash or card?”
Jul 20, 2026 #7,129 T tiger_one Well-known member What did the vowel say to the other vowel when he saved his life? A E! I owe U.
Jul 21, 2026 #7,137 T tiger_one Well-known member Elvis Presley hauled himself out of the pool for the 10th time in a row. Pricilla came along, clearly not impressed, and asked "What on earth are you doing?!" Elvis replied, "I can't help falling in, love."
Elvis Presley hauled himself out of the pool for the 10th time in a row. Pricilla came along, clearly not impressed, and asked "What on earth are you doing?!" Elvis replied, "I can't help falling in, love."
Jul 21, 2026 #7,140 T tiger_one Well-known member Did you know that the pupils are the very last part to stop working when we die. They dilate.