Sep 18, 2026 #7,585 T tiger_one Well-known member I’ve been addicted to snooker balls lately so I went to see the Doctor about it. He asked what I had today, so I said; “One Yellow, one Blue, a Black and 3 x Reds. He said that I wasn’t getting enough Greens.
I’ve been addicted to snooker balls lately so I went to see the Doctor about it. He asked what I had today, so I said; “One Yellow, one Blue, a Black and 3 x Reds. He said that I wasn’t getting enough Greens.
Sep 19, 2026 #7,588 T tiger_one Well-known member Art collectors love gasoline. It makes their Van Gogh.
Sep 19, 2026 #7,589 T tiger_one Well-known member I’m no longer dyeing my hair. I’ve decided to age greysfully.
Sep 19, 2026 #7,593 T tiger_one Well-known member Bit foggy this morning and I thought I saw Batman…. Turns out it was a horse!
Sep 20, 2026 #7,596 T tiger_one Well-known member I bought two goldfish. I’ve called them one and two… so if one dies, I’ve still got two.