I wouldn’t mind a 5 year plan that worked, but we could be facing this:
Year 1: the spoon but marquee signings.
Year 2: second last on merit. Two emerging stars from lower grades win a game for us. Biggest loss by no more than 50 points. Team considered to be on the up.
Year 3: New coach, Eddie Jones and we reach up to 14th place. Signing includes Munster and Haas for unders. Democratic board changes.
Year 4: Munster and Hass injured in round 1. Forced to retire. NRL deny compensation. Perth Bears penalised for dodgy cap. We jag 17th place. Richo announces new feminist collective memberships. Concord bulldozed to build a giant Tesla supercharge centre.
Year 5: biggest record loss in nrl history against us 146-0. Lee elected by members. Offer to become Melbourne second side signed off on. The Tullamarine warbirds. Fresh grounds deal has 5 games in Alice Springs. New 5 year plan announced.