Coronavirus Outbreak

[Masterton]

If you’re mass buying toilet paper you’re an idiot

While I agree, I imagine there are heaps of people who just went to buy their regular dunny paper, couldn't get any because of hoarders, and thought "Maybe I should grab some extra, just in case".

 

[Masterton]

I went to the Yamba markets this morn and there was less than half of the regular punters. Plenty have already got a taste of that sweet, sweet paranoia.

 

[Don Kershane]

Local Coles out of toilet paper so I bought 2 boxes of immodium which should keep the family constipated for 6 weeks.

 

[happy_tiger]

Samuel L Jackson knew it 1st..

A cull is our only hope. If we don't reduce our population ourselves, there's only one of two ways this can go: The host kills the virus, or the virus kills the host.

You leave SLJ out of this ..he is my man crush ...not yours

You can have Scott Baio ...Geo and Chachi has a good ring to it

This virus would need to mutate probably twice in quick time before it became a planet ender

 

[Cultured_Bogan]

If you are going through 2 x 36 roll packs of Quilton while you're in lockdown for a month COVID-19 is the least of your problems. If you're crapping that much you probably have intestinal or bowel cancer.

 

[happy_tiger]

If you are going through 2 x 36 roll packs of Quilton while you're in lockdown for a month COVID-19 is the least of your problems. If you're crapping that much you probably have intestinal or bowel cancer.

24 packs man

 

[innsaneink]

I went to the Yamba markets this morn and there was less than half of the regular punters. Plenty have already got a taste of that sweet, sweet paranoia.

Hustville- Westfield- 10am Saturday morning- parking spots everywhere.
Unheard of

 

[twentyforty]

Local Coles out of toilet paper so I bought 2 boxes of immodium which should keep the family constipated for 6 weeks.

A woman asked me yesterday, “what’s the connection between the virus and toilet paper? I don’t get it? “She said lol

 

[Cairnstigers]

If you’re mass buying toilet paper you’re an idiot

Easier to go Filipino style.... Tabo


A photo from your bathroom ?

Better off recycling the toilet paper
Hang it on the wall and bash the crap out of it

 

[Geo]

Figured it out.....Straya..


 

[Elderslie_Tiger]

Does it mean if we’re stuck at home, I don’t have to go to work? Will the footy still be on?

I was reading something earlier about the Olympics and thoughts on possible cancellation of mass sporting events. I'm sure it wont happen, but interesting if 2 NRL team played in front of empty stadiums and us watching from home.

That could be a Rooster v Storm game in Sydney.

 

[Cultured_Bogan]

Does it mean if we’re stuck at home, I don’t have to go to work? Will the footy still be on?

I was reading something earlier about the Olympics and thoughts on possible cancellation of mass sporting events. I'm sure it wont happen, but interesting if 2 NRL team played in front of empty stadiums and us watching from home.

That could be a Rooster v Storm game in Sydney.

Haha bang!

 

[Harvey]

Apparently there was a knife pulled in Parramatta Westfield today in an argument over the last packet of funny paper.

I bought 144 rolls yesterday and am now selling it by the sheet.

 

[Geo]

Apparently there was a knife pulled in Parramatta Westfield today in an argument over the last packet of funny paper.

I bought 144 rolls yesterday and am now selling it by the sheet.

Might want to up it..

 

[hobbo1]

Woolies and Aldi @ Emu plains today ...
Seriously?!

 

 

[avocadoontoast]

Woolies and Aldi @ Emu plains today ...
Seriously?!

 

that is bloody ridiculous.

 

[GNR4LIFE]

I feel disgusted and ashamed that I breathe the same air with these morons.

 

[sheer64]

As there are alot of very smart and well educated followers of the greatest NRL team ever on here, could someone please point me to a description of what the caronavirus is, and how it spreads. Everything I have read is so vague and just says it is from animals.

 

[NT_Tiger]

https://chaser.com.au/entertainment/daily-telegraph-sales-skyrocket-as-shoppers-stock-up-on-cheap-toilet-paper/?fbclid=IwAR2-IeYQL_ce4yt71REI4jetE-p9aEI5qOSuP6WcnwYEMT_97ggSScMpqMc

 

[hobbo1]

Woolies and Aldi @ Emu plains today ...
Seriously?!

 

that is bloody ridiculous.

Looks like I’ll be dragging my arse across the back lawn very soon ?