Coronavirus Outbreak

[fair dinkum]

I dont get it, take a dump, have a shower. Simples. Who are these bogans that want to stock up and store 500 rolls of T.P. in their house? idiocracy at its best.

Can't argue with any of that.

Some people are just lemmings. They're the ones the virus needs to off TBH.

Maybe need to lace the TP to cull the morons of society.

 

[Regan]

I don't think people understand that Australia exports it's best seafood beef pork lamb and vegetables to Asian and its the second biggest exporters of wheat in the world if we can not export these then the local price will drop

Toilet paper we produce in Australia

I was at the IGA in taren point and one guy was bragging that it was his third van full of dooms day goods that he had pick up he was so happy like he had beaten other people to the punch and his mates pick up a van full of toilet paper from from the coles at Caringbah so strange

I am a bit worried I will need to stock up on the condiments to go with all the meat and vegetables we will have to eat to support the local farmers who mite have trouble exporting all the goods they have to sell don't want to run out of chili sauce and mustard from all the panic buyers

 

[GNR4LIFE]

I know I’m not the smartest guy, but I can’t imagine being that dumb that I convince myself I need to stockpile toilet paper and not know why.

 

[Cairnstigers]


Thinking of opening a new business installing Bidets
Calling it "R C plumbing"
Paul Hogan could do the add
Slogan could be "it'll wash the crap off anything"

 

[hobbo1]


Thinking of opening a new business installing Bidets
Calling it "R C plumbing"
Paul Hogan could do the add
Slogan could be "it'll wash the crap off anything"

?

I’m sorted now !


 

[Geo]

happy just sent me a pic of his bunker he built when the Don was going to blow Little Kimmy of the planet...


 

[Geo]


Thinking of opening a new business installing Bidets
Calling it "R C plumbing"
Paul Hogan could do the add
Slogan could be "it'll wash the crap off anything"

?

I’m sorted now !


wow he sent it to you too...:frog: :frog: :frog: :frog: :frog:

 

[Cultured_Bogan]

Its amazing how quick civilisation degrades in the face of a bit of media scaremongering and total lack of ability to critically think.

Just shows how close we are to falling right back in with the rest of the animal kingdom.

 

[hobbo1]


Thinking of opening a new business installing Bidets
Calling it "R C plumbing"
Paul Hogan could do the add
Slogan could be "it'll wash the crap off anything"

?

I’m sorted now !


wow he sent it to you too...:frog: :frog: :frog: :frog: :frog:

Lol ...for once you got beaten with the punch line ?

Seriously though.. with all these knobs buying bog rolls /pasta /rice etc In bulk , it forces us to pretty much do the same when we’re shopping..
It’s a deadset shit fight ?

 

[hobbo1]

happy just sent me a pic of his bunker he built when the Don was going to blow Little Kimmy of the planet...


Happy is little rocket man

 

[TCL]

I was buying paper towels today at the shops and at the check out a lady asked “are you Going to use that as toilet paper?”

What’s going on?

 

[mike]

Also, they are doing the stockpiling wrong anyway. Do an online order and have Woollies deliver it to your door. That way you can order 400 rolls of paper from the depot and you won't even have to leave your house.

Got mine from Amazon AU

 

[GNR4LIFE]

Its amazing how quick civilisation degrades in the face of a bit of media scaremongering and total lack of ability to critically think.

Just shows how close we are to falling right back in with the rest of the animal kingdom.

It’s South Park to life

 

[hobbo1]

I was buying paper towels today at the shops and at the check out a lady asked “are you Going to use that as toilet paper?”

What’s going on?

Do you have a barge arse ?
😂

 

[TCL]

I was buying paper towels today at the shops and at the check out a lady asked “are you Going to use that as toilet paper?”

What’s going on?

Do you have a barge arse ?
?

Mate I put on a few kilos over Christmas but my arse ain’t that big.

 

[TieDye]

I dont get it, take a dump, have a shower. Simples. Who are these bogans that want to stock up and store 500 rolls of T.P. in their house? idiocracy at its best.

Can't argue with any of that.

Some people are just lemmings. They're the ones the virus needs to off TBH.

Wests Lemmings or Lemmington’s

 

[jirskyr]

BTW this isn't just crack-pots, preppers and doom's-dayers, this has become a "run". Some folks are only rushing on toilet paper because they are seeing others rush on toilet paper, and for no other reason. Like a run on the bank.

 

[GNR4LIFE]

BTW this isn't just crack-pots, preppers and doom's-dayers, this has become a "run". Some folks are only rushing on toilet paper because they are seeing others rush on toilet paper, and for no other reason. Like a run on the bank.

That’s the most pathetic part. Scary how mindless the masses are. No one thinks for themselves anymore, no one does research that would be all but a simple google search. That’s why there’s so much misinformation out there, especially on social media. People are too dumb to fact check.

 

[jadtiger]

BTW this isn't just crack-pots, preppers and doom's-dayers, this has become a "run". Some folks are only rushing on toilet paper because they are seeing others rush on toilet paper, and for no other reason. Like a run on the bank.

You have just described the stock market perfectly as somebody said many years ago the stock market only has 2 buttons "Greed" and "Fear".Somebody pressed the "Fear" button

 

[Tim Sheens]