Cricket Season Thread

[Jedi_Tiger]

You should stop with the cheating stuff it’s cringe after you’ve just been flogged.
Anyway,
Baz reckons ya over prepared, that’ll do me.

https://www.espncricinfo.com/story/brendon-mccullum-england-over-prepared-second-test-build-up-1514832

cant work out how relaxing in Noosa a few days after a loss can help anything.
Jofra needs more bowling not less, would think poms would be arranging practice games before adelaide

 

[Jedi_Tiger]

There should be a law against it.
Isn’t that what Tasmania is for?

once smith retires who knows i might revert back to the Aussies, I can't tell my kids to cheer for a bloke busted for cheating.

 

[innsaneink]

Bahahahaha,,,still butthurt

Mustve been a bad nights sleep,,,,and toss that tear soaked pillowcase in the wash

 

[Buttface]

once smith retires who knows i might revert back to the Aussies, I can't tell my kids to cheer for a bloke busted for cheating.

What about a person that makes a mistake, is sorry for it, completes his punishment, works hard on atonement, and then as another person showing some forgiveness for ya kids to see that humans are not flawless and if they are remorseful and now more likely to be a better human afterwards they can be forgiven?

 

[Buttface]

cant work out how relaxing in Noosa a few days after a loss can help anything.
Jofra needs more bowling not less, would think poms would be arranging practice games before adelaide

Scooting around Noosa with a pillow under one arm?
Archers problems aren’t talent. It’s his marshmallow inside, he’s like a big caramallow bar.
I reckon I could change his mindset before the next test, but he’d need to be a citizen of Oz.
How often do you see an Ozy who can bowl at 150 suddenly open with 135? And if they did they’d have a broke leg or sacked. It looked like he had no confidence in his teammates after that first drop catch. Every time walking back he was huffing and puffing like a horse, you could tell he was thinking what’s the point. There’s no fight in him when the chips are down.

More importantly he has reminded me how good a caramallow bar is.

 

[Jedi_Tiger]

Scooting around Noosa with a pillow under one arm?
Archers problems aren’t talent. It’s his marshmallow inside, he’s like a big caramallow bar.
I reckon I could change his mindset before the next test, but he’d need to be a citizen of Oz.
How often do you see an Ozy who can bowl at 150 suddenly open with 135? And if they did they’d have a broke leg or sacked. It looked like he had no confidence in his teammates after that first drop catch. Every time walking back he was huffing and puffing like a horse, you could tell he was thinking what’s the point. There’s no fight in him when the chips are down.

More importantly he has reminded me how good a caramallow bar is.
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smith was right with archer, no good bowling 150km when the game is over.
catches win matches

 

[Stevec]

Cant believe some of the pathetic posts trying to distract
Facts Australia won both tests by a big margin
8 wickets is a big margin
One thing I don't hear from pommy supporters is
Well done Australia you were the better team .England were poor
Imagine if we had Cummins and Hazelwood fully fit
In this WTC table ( 2025 -2027 )
Aust played 5 tests 5 wins 0 losses 0 draws
Eng played 7 tests 2 wins 4 losses 1 draw

Ps in the 80's England players were fined in Pakistan for ball tampering

 

[Betterdays22]

I know this team is flawed but they are on a serious run. They have lost 1 series since the last time England toured in 2021. Its by far the best period of sustained success since 07. Only losing 2 series if you stretch it back to 2019.

 

[Jedi_Tiger]

What about a person that makes a mistake, is sorry for it, completes his punishment, works hard on atonement, and then as another person showing some forgiveness for ya kids to see that humans are not flawless and if they are remorseful and now more likely to be a better human afterwards they can be forgiven?

both him and Warner should not have been allowed back to represent at international level, let alone captain again.
No ball tampering from Starc he is in great form and well done to him. Can't knock Travis Heads innings in Perth that was awesome.
can always knock the fact Smith is a proven cheat.
Border, Steve Waugh, Gilchrist, Taylor all legends of the game and not proven cheats like smith.

Not sure how poms will go in Adelaide, with captain climate change back could get ugly. Would expect Poms to dop Duckett, Archer needs a heart transplant. Root and Stokes only two batsmen worth feeding

 

[innsaneink]

Scooting around Noosa with a pillow under one arm?
Archers problems aren’t talent. It’s his marshmallow inside, he’s like a big caramallow bar.
I reckon I could change his mindset before the next test, but he’d need to be a citizen of Oz.
How often do you see an Ozy who can bowl at 150 suddenly open with 135? And if they did they’d have a broke leg or sacked. It looked like he had no confidence in his teammates after that first drop catch. Every time walking back he was huffing and puffing like a horse, you could tell he was thinking what’s the point. There’s no fight in him when the chips are down.

More importantly he has reminded me how good a caramallow bar is.
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Maybe dumping the 20kg of bling around his neck may help