Cricket Season Thread

[69-05-41]

That must have been Khawaja's last Test. At 39 his reflexes and fitness are non-existent. Drops sitters and injures himself jumping, also doesn't score runs which is supposedly what he is there to do.

Then we have Lyon who is less than a year younger but has done SFA since the last Ashes series when he injured his aging calf. Lyon doesn't score runs or take wickets anymore even against tail-enders, so not sure what his purpose is. He is a poor man's Marsh, top bloke in the sheds but otherwise useless.

 

[vlad]

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[Alex Seyfarth's #1 Fan]

I thought that ruining summer was only a West Indies/Sri Lanka/Pakistan thing. Seems the English are now complicit. I had planned to sit on my ass all day watching the Ashes and now I don't know what to do with myself. Screw bazball.

 

[Stevec]

Think that last session yesterday was historic
205 runs in less than a session !
run rate 7.24 rpo
Travis Head 123 off 83 balls in less than a session
Missing 2 of our 3 fast bowling trio so Starc steps up with a 10 for

Only down side I was planning to enjoy watching test cricket Sun / Mon
England lose 20 wickets in 68 overs

 

[tiger_one]

 

[tiger_one]

Someone knew:

 

[tiger_one]

Ben Stokes enters a club with only THREE members in Test history — and then takes a historic Ashes five-for in Australia.

In one session, Stokes moved himself into all-rounder territory only giants usually occupy.
7000+ Runs & 200+ Wickets — Only:
• Jacques Kallis
• Garry Sobers
• Ben Stokes
And yesterday, he matched Sobers’ 235 Test wickets.
Then he did something no England captain has managed in over 40 years —
the first England skipper since Bob Willis (1982) to take a five-for in an Ashes Test in Australia.

So amid the gloom, a skerrick of light.
Just the captain and the 10 others to somehow regroup .......

 

[tiger_one]

Who let the Doggett out!

 

[tiger_one]

This didn't age well ........

 

[Tucker]

Ben Stokes enters a club with only THREE members in Test history — and then takes a historic Ashes five-for in Australia.

In one session, Stokes moved himself into all-rounder territory only giants usually occupy.
7000+ Runs & 200+ Wickets — Only:
• Jacques Kallis
• Garry Sobers
• Ben Stokes
And yesterday, he matched Sobers’ 235 Test wickets.
Then he did something no England captain has managed in over 40 years —
the first England skipper since Bob Willis (1982) to take a five-for in an Ashes Test in Australia.

So amid the gloom, a skerrick of light.
Just the captain and the 10 others to somehow regroup .......


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He is proof that shit gets wickets.
England have had a good bowling attack for many years now and he has managed to scab a lot of wickets off the back of them

 

[happy_tiger]

Don't want to curse him .....but Renshaw is on the runs again

84 not out ATM

 

[jadtiger]

This didn't age well ........


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Good to see the overweight pompous right wing nutter get it completely wrong just like his politics.

 

[Tucker]

Good to see the overweight pompous right wing nutter get it completely wrong just like his politics.

He isn’t right wing.
He shares far more beliefs with the left.
He is an overweight pompous git though

 

[jadtiger]

He isn’t right wing.
He shares far more beliefs with the left.
He is an overweight pompous git though

He is very right wing but just not a Trump, who is a convicted Rapist and Felon nutter

 

[happy_tiger]

The other Test Match hetween the other Top 4 sides has gone 2 days with only 1 innings completed .....SA scored 489