Thought I would lighten up the mood by coming up with some "useful" :unamused: stats that will come out of the match on Saturday Night! Feel free to create your own and make someone laugh…..starting with me! :laughing:
crowd - dont care
hotdogs sold - 643
pies sold - 1219 :smiley:
sauces stolen - 129
middys poured - 6752 :mrgreen:
footy doubles sold - 212
footy doubles claimed - 11
cars torched - 0
panthers growlz on the big speaker - 14 :angry:
kids missing - 6 :astonished:
umbrellas opened - 0
mothball smell panthers jerseys worn - 8764 😕
waiting time (min) at the local maccas after the game - 9
Tigers fans yelling "get em onside ref" throughout the match - 2876 :imp:
Total "fake" apologies given by people who spill half their beer onto someone else - 36
The amount of goals Benji kicks - 4
The amount of Field goals Benji kicks- 1
The amount of Tackles Benji makes- 11
The amount of Tries Benji scores- 2
The amount of Dally M Points he recieves- 3
The amount of Penriff supporters leaving CUA at the 59th minute- 8954
The Big smile on my face as I swig on my beer and bag out my Mrs ( who is a penriff supporter ) priceless!
- # of times that douchebag on the microphone sings out "Let's go Panthers!" - At least 20
- # of times the gay Penriff Pamfers theme song is played - twice
- # of times that Pamfers mascot nearly trips over/falls off scooter/walks into a cheerleader - 5
- # of times I will complain for being stuck in the Eastern grandstand with the sun in my eyes - at least 10
- # of drunk Penriff supporters nearly cleaned up by traffic on Mulgoa Rd making their way to Pamfers to drown their sorrows after the Tigers get one on them - 50 odd
The mensa student at the gate will question the use of my Junior League pass to which I'll reply….Your kidding I'm not giving the Panfers a cent of my hard earned....1
Benji wiil find touch every time apart from when he takes a quick tap on halfway and scores...
No one from the Wests Tigers will kick it out on the full....
Panfers will only complete at 38%....
Wests Tigers victory...bring on the Rorters....Oh I mean Rooters..... :wahoo:
I predict I will drive almost right past on my way home from the BRET game and settle in on my recliner sonfident in the knowledge that another year goes by without me giving the Pamfas a cent of my hard earned.
I am sure they can recoup it siphoning away pension money in the club.
it will be cold at the game, but a very good atmosphere.
the fans of the losing team, will be walking away shaking their heads going" if only" and at least we are not on the bottom of table this week-end.
