Delving deep inside Wests Ashfield

[FinestTigers]

This thread is gold

I'm glad I could bring a little cheer to your day.

 

[FinestTigers]

The Election of the Supreme Chief:

When selecting a new Board Chairman, the 20 debenture holders gather around the sacred 1965 Keno drum. They place twenty numbered ping-pong balls inside, spin the chamber three times, and whichever number drops into the brass chute must immediately assume total, unchallenged governance of the football club for the next thirty years.

 

[jadtiger]

The Election of the Supreme Chief:

When selecting a new Board Chairman, the 20 debenture holders gather around the sacred 1965 Keno drum. They place twenty numbered ping-pong balls inside, spin the chamber three times, and whichever number drops into the brass chute must immediately assume total, unchallenged governance of the football club for the next thirty years.

Let me guess,every single ping pong ball has the same name on it written in crayon.

 

[mtd#2]

Corporate Sponsorship Conflict:

A global tech giant offers $2 million to be the primary chest sponsor on the jersey. HBG politely declines, explaining that the front of the jersey is permanently reserved for the Wests Ashfield $15 Roast Dinner Special because software comes and goes, but roast lamb with mint sauce is forever.

This one had me lol... tried to explain it to the mrs, just didnt land the same 😂😂