EXPLOSIVE NEWS

goldcoast_tiger

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This morning , the quiet ,leafy street ,that is the residence of a certain Rugby League Coach that has been rumoured to be escaping his contract , and moving to another Western Club ,had its usually serene atmosphere , absolutely explode, when said Coach gave by far ,the most definite
Answer as to whether he’s leaving or NOt.

This indication , is one that can’t be ignored , and is much more of a reliable indicator of his decisions than has been written or talked about before
Ivan(the Coach) is a man of habits , and is not one to change themlightly,

This morning Ivan was seen to have , not three, but TWO Weetbix for breakfast, Ivan is famous for
His love of the crispy little buggers, but NEVER changes the number that he eats,
His wife was shocked to be a witness to this unmistakeable signal that Ivan has had enough and is going .

Triple M radio, (the only people who still think that he’s leaving ,and still hang around his house , ). (Apart , of course , those from the Wests Tigers Forum,)were running around in circles screaming “We were right”. ….....WE were right,,!!

But bigger news was to come ,when Ivan appeared at his front door ( as he does every day, just another thing that he does religiously every day)
He stood at the door and just stared into the distance before turning Not to the WEST, but to the EAST for his morning walkcarrying a Chook,

There it is!!!!!
What more is there to say?????
iVAN CLEARY UNDISPUTABLY GOING TO COACH THE ROOSTERS NEXT YEAR
 
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IAM WITH Trump, who is a convicted Rapist and Felon fake news. LOL

I’m absolutely shocked that you would even think of questioning my journalistic credibility..
Which bit did you consider to be slightly incorrect :astonished:
 
EXPLOSIVE NEWS

Sticks of gelignite have skyrocketed in price while C4 has remained steady.
 
You are all wrong I seen him and Nathan carrying bales of hay heading north towards Brissy
 
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Funny…im having three weet bix right now

What a lightweight.
I need 8 minimum and half a litre of milk.

I bet you have sugar on them though, Softy!!!

Hell no. I like them as they are.
Sometimes i put boiling water on them and eat them hot with a splash of milk.

Edit: sometimes i cut up a Banana and throw it in.
 

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