Favourite Sayings

[NT_Tiger]

Got more dollars than cents.

 

[NT_Tiger]

If my dog had a face like you, I'd shave his arse and make him walk backwards.

 

[cktiger]

As ugly as a hat full of arseholes.

 

[westTAHger]

you are a champion, and that's not just because your head looks like a sparkplug.

 

[westTAHger]

how many times were you hit by the ugly stick.

with a face like that, I'm surprised you're not hired to haunt houses.

what's the difference between egg and beetroot.
you can beat an egg.
you can't beat a ….

 

[Tigerdon]

I've just returned from a trip to Fiji. There are plenty of local charter boat operators that will take you out past the reef. One of the tourist was asking if a particular boat captain was gay. The local said in a thick Fijian accent "yep. He has his motor at the back".
Nice saying. :smiley: not offensive but funny. imo.

 

[Fade_To_Black]

'As useless as tits on a bull' this one was used extensively in my household while watching WT bumble their way through the end of this season.

 

[Furious1]

He'd eat a shit sandwich but he doesn't like bread

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[hobbo]

He's a few sandwiches short of a picnic …

You're not the sharpest tool in the shed ....

He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree ...

You can sugarcoat a turd , but it's still a turd !

Working with you ...is like trying to piss with a hardon ....

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