Favourite Sayings

[supercoach]

Full as a catholic school, high as a kite, drunk as skunk and queer as a row of tents

Isn't it " Camp as s row of tents "
You obviously more straight to the point !

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Correct to much grog last night!!!!!

 

[Newtown]

"You can only play as well as the opposition team will let you." i.e Swans v Hawthorn yesterday.

 

[Jerry_Seinfeld]

You hesitate you masturbate. :laughing:

 

[hobbo]

Assumption is the mother of all f -ups .

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[happy_tiger]

Assume will make an ass out of u and me

 

[hobbo]

A fool and his money are soon parted .

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[Geo]

GET EM ONSIDE YOU CHEAT!!!!!!!!

 

[Demps]

masha'allah
eshay adlay
i'm not from around here
… i'm waiting for a mate

 

[Bones]

Never drink on an empty head.

 

[hobbo]

"Weed before beer you're in the clear , beer before grass you're on your ass".

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[tig_prmz]

think with your head, not your dicktaphone.

 

[underdog]

"As queer as a dog with three dicks"

"As excited as a blind man in a strip bar!"

"As easy as stamping on kittens" (NOT mine, but it's pretty epic)

"As easy as drowning a bag of puppies" (same guy funnily enough)

 

[Black_n_White]

Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog

 

[Cultured_Bogan]

Remembered a few more:

- As happy as a rabbit with two cocks;
- Full as a fat girls sock;
- So poor that he has to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.

 

[Fraze23]

Couldn't coach pigeons to shit on cars.

 

[supercoach]

Moneys made flat to stack not round to go round

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

as nervous as a cat with a long tail in a room full of rocking chairs

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[alex]

He's got the personality of a brick wall

 

[Tigersman]

I'm sweating like a gypsy with a mortgage.

 

[Balmainboydug]

Your so skinny you have to run around the shower to get wet.
Your so skinny you would fall down the sink tap dancing.

Ugly has a hat full of ars*holes.
Seen better heads on a mug of beer.
I wouldn't flash my Wangaratta !!