Funny Photos and Jokes

[happy_tiger]

Here's another one of Buddy's that's not too bad Cairnstiger.
https://youtu.be/aww4HT5g7ig

My older brother did his own version of the chicken joke for many years

He stand their with his thumb and forefinger looking like he was trying to catch something in the air

Someone would ask him puzzled "What are you doing "

And he would make up the name of some mythological gnat basically

And usually they would ask ....what do they look like ...and he'd say don't know ...never caught one

 

[bathursttiger1]

Here's another one of Buddy's that's not too bad Cairnstiger.
https://youtu.be/aww4HT5g7ig

My older brother did his own version of the chicken joke for many years

He stand their with his thumb and forefinger looking like he was trying to catch something in the air

Someone would ask him puzzled "What are you doing "

And he would make up the name of some mythological gnat basically

And usually they would ask ....what do they look like ...and he'd say don't know ...never caught one

Do you want to come on to my property to collect your duck?
Remember I go first.
LOL

 

[Cairnstigers]

Word of the day

 

[Cairnstigers]

Word of the day


 

[Cairnstigers]

This guy looks Happy

 

[Cairnstigers]

This guy looks Happy


 

[TrueTiger]

The guy on the ground truly ended arse up....so to speak...

 

[Cairnstigers]

This is what happens when you take your misses shooting

 

[Cairnstigers]

This is what happens when you take your misses shooting


 

[Cairnstigers]

The guy on the ground truly ended arse up....so to speak...

Yeah
The security guard really does have the shits

 

[Cairnstigers]

I bought a mask for my wife and told her that she needs to wear it of a night time when she goes to bed as it will stop her getting Corona Virus
Last night was the 1st night she wore it and I must say I really like it

 

[Cairnstigers]

I bought a mask for my wife and told her that she needs to wear it of a night time when she goes to bed as it will stop her getting Corona Virus
Last night was the 1st night she wore it and I must say I really like it

L
This is the mask
I got to work late but dam it was good
Self isolation is going to be a breeze

 

[Cairnstigers]

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.

 

[Cairnstigers]

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking

 

[Cairnstigers]

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" 
Man: "Yes!" 
Reporter: "Name?" 
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." 
Reporter: "Sex?" 
Man: "Three to five times a week." 
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" 
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." 
Reporter: "Holy cow!" 
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." 
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" 
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." 
Reporter: "Oh dear!" 
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch

 

[Cairnstigers]

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework

 

[Cairnstigers]

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family

 

[TheDaBoss]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ojWrN9fxBs

 

[TheDaBoss]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHm02xHkvP0

 

[Cairnstigers]

Geo just spotted hopping off his motorbike


Geo above

Found his lost dog