@innsaneink said:@Boonboon2 said:well the last black eye I got was from my then 1 yr old boy who turned around while in my arms because he saw mummy behind me and swung an elbow - looked worse the one JT has so could be anything
Had plenty in my time…..
...a magpie gave me one once..
Had my hands full with bags of shopping, walking past a park and got swooped...somehow got all unco and trying to fend of a return attack somehow whacked myself in the eye
bastard birds
Now thats hilarious.