Juro Curve Ban

facepalmer

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Alright this is gonna be pretty controversial because I think people really love the institution that is the Juro Curve, and I quite like it too, but if you check, Juro has made a Juro Curve dating all the way back to 2013 and we have not made the finals once since he started. We'd only missed it for a single year beforehand!

Now I'm not blaming him at all, that'd be crazy, but numbers don't lie. It's entirely his fault

I call on Juro to retire the Juro Curve so that the finals hoodoo ends.

Over to you @Juro.
 
@facepalmer said in [Juro Curve Ban](/post/1302546) said:
Alright this is gonna be pretty controversial because I think people really love the institution that is the Juro Curve, and I quite like it too, but if you check, Juro has made a Juro Curve dating all the way back to 2013 and we have not made the finals once since he started. We'd only missed it for a single year beforehand!

Now I'm not blaming him at all, that'd be crazy, but numbers don't lie. It's entirely his fault

I call on Juro to retire the Juro Curve so that the finals hoodoo ends.

Over to you @Juro.

Nooooooo. I love the Juro Curve. Bring it on.
 
@Juro it seems your curve is so popular people would rather you do it than see their team in the finals. Well done to you sir!
 
@facepalmer said in [Juro Curve Ban](/post/1302562) said:
@Juro it seems your curve is so popular people would rather you do it than see their team in the finals. Well done to you sir!

Juro is legendary with his curve....the reason we havent made the finals aint his fault...THE TEAMS HAVENT BEEN GOOD ENOUGH....Madge will change things,same as the rest of the club and admin have changed so will our lack of finals appearances...its starts this season...
 
@geo said in [Juro Curve Ban](/post/1302567) said:
And here I thought we just sucked..

After this season when we at least make the finals....
no more maccas or kfc......lobster and prawns will be on the menu...
 
@truetiger said in [Juro Curve Ban](/post/1302566) said:
@facepalmer said in [Juro Curve Ban](/post/1302562) said:
@Juro it seems your curve is so popular people would rather you do it than see their team in the finals. Well done to you sir!

Juro is legendary with his curve....the reason we havent made the finals aint his fault...THE TEAMS HAVENT BEEN GOOD ENOUGH....Madge will change things,same as the rest of the club and admin have changed so will our lack of finals appearances...its starts this season...

look, reasonable points, but you're just totally wrong
 
I see we have a bunch of people unfamiliar with how hoodoos or curses work.

Read here: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-06-02/world-cup-2018-socceroos-and-the-witchdoctor-curse/9825008
 
@masterton said in [Juro Curve Ban](/post/1302570) said:
I haven't changed my jocks since 2012. Coincidence?

@hobbo1 hasn't worn jocks since 2012 ..is that the same

If the Juro Curve is gone ...so am I
 
I hope it's obvious I was just entirely joking. This upvote/downvote system combined with the relative drunkenness and boorishness of NRL fans doesn't provide much room for tongue in cheek commentary does it. Maybe I should just stick to the popular stuff. Insulting Ivan Cleary, bagging out our players etc. Probably more the speed off the riff raff around here.
 
@facepalmer said in [Juro Curve Ban](/post/1302591) said:
I hope it's obvious I was just entirely joking. This upvote/downvote system combined with the relative drunkenness and boorishness of NRL fans doesn't provide much room for tongue in cheek commentary does it. Maybe I should just stick to the popular stuff. **Insulting Ivan Cleary**, bagging out our players etc. Probably more the speed off the riff raff around here.

A great pastime. Would recommend.
 
@facepalmer said in [Juro Curve Ban](/post/1302591) said:
I hope it's obvious I was just entirely joking. This upvote/downvote system combined with the relative drunkenness and boorishness of NRL fans doesn't provide much room for tongue in cheek commentary does it. Maybe I should just stick to the popular stuff. Insulting Ivan Cleary, bagging out our players etc. Probably more the speed off the riff raff around here.

Lol come on bro. Trust me , it’s only words on the screen , it’s not worth taking seriously at all .
 
@facepalmer said in [Juro Curve Ban](/post/1302591) said:
I hope it's obvious I was just entirely joking. This upvote/downvote system combined with the relative drunkenness and boorishness of NRL fans doesn't provide much room for tongue in cheek commentary does it. Maybe I should just stick to the popular stuff. Insulting Ivan Cleary, bagging out our players etc. Probably more the speed off the riff raff around here.

We are all just taking the mickey FP .....Mac
 
@facepalmer said in [Juro Curve Ban](/post/1302546) said:
Alright this is gonna be pretty controversial because I think people really love the institution that is the Juro Curve, and I quite like it too, but if you check, Juro has made a Juro Curve dating all the way back to 2013 and we have not made the finals once since he started. We'd only missed it for a single year beforehand!

Now I'm not blaming him at all, that'd be crazy, but numbers don't lie. It's entirely his fault

I call on Juro to retire the Juro Curve so that the finals hoodoo ends.

Over to you @Juro.

Hmmm :thinking_face: So it could be the J Curve that brings me so much misery year after year! This Ill need to ponder! Not sure it would be the same without the zig and the Zaaaaagg of the curve.
 
@bearcomplex said in [Juro Curve Ban](/post/1302608) said:
@facepalmer said in [Juro Curve Ban](/post/1302546) said:
Alright this is gonna be pretty controversial because I think people really love the institution that is the Juro Curve, and I quite like it too, but if you check, Juro has made a Juro Curve dating all the way back to 2013 and we have not made the finals once since he started. We'd only missed it for a single year beforehand!

Now I'm not blaming him at all, that'd be crazy, but numbers don't lie. It's entirely his fault

I call on Juro to retire the Juro Curve so that the finals hoodoo ends.

Over to you @Juro.

Hmmm :thinking_face: So it could be the J Curve that brings me so much misery year after year! This Ill need to ponder! Not sure it would be the same without the zig and the Zaaaaagg of the curve.

The ZIG always annoyed me hey @TrueTiger ...it annoyed you as well
 
@happy_tiger said in [Juro Curve Ban](/post/1302613) said:
@bearcomplex said in [Juro Curve Ban](/post/1302608) said:
@facepalmer said in [Juro Curve Ban](/post/1302546) said:
Alright this is gonna be pretty controversial because I think people really love the institution that is the Juro Curve, and I quite like it too, but if you check, Juro has made a Juro Curve dating all the way back to 2013 and we have not made the finals once since he started. We'd only missed it for a single year beforehand!

Now I'm not blaming him at all, that'd be crazy, but numbers don't lie. It's entirely his fault

I call on Juro to retire the Juro Curve so that the finals hoodoo ends.

Over to you @Juro.

Hmmm :thinking_face: So it could be the J Curve that brings me so much misery year after year! This Ill need to ponder! Not sure it would be the same without the zig and the Zaaaaagg of the curve.

The ZIG always annoyed me hey @TrueTiger ...it annoyed you as well

I always ZIG before I ZAG...that may annoy some on here....but it keeps me in good stead with the rest of the world...
 
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