Basil_Tiger
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@Byron Bay Fan said:Probably because since then defactos have taken over and the popes are known to be using theirs and there are augmentation procedures
Here's a few 'oldies but goodies' that have been given a new lease of life by the Internet.
Many years ago during my married days, just prior to my divorce…..I accidentally overturned my golf cart.
Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: "Are you okay, what's your name?"
"It's John, and I'm okay thanks," I replied as I pulled myself out of the twisted cart.
"John, she said, (firm loose breasts undulating beneath her white silky
robe) "forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help you get the cart up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it."
"Oh, come on now" Elizabeth insisted.
She was so very pretty, very very sexy and very persuasive ... I was weak. "Well okay," I finally agreed but thought to myself, "my wife won't like it."
After a couple of restorative Scotch and waters, I thanked Elizabeth. "I Feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I'd best go now."
"Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile, letting her robe fall open slightly. "She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Still under the cart, I guess."Cowboy:
"Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."
Lady Cashier: "Do you need a bag with that, sir?"
Cowboy: "Nah.. She's purty good lookin'....."
Cost me a busted tooth... But, when you’re over seventy; who cares?
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I was talking to a young woman in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a
few kilos, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right.”
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I said, “If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you.”
Cost me a fat lip... But, when you’re over seventy; who cares?
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I was telling a woman in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born
just by feeling her breasts.
"Really" she said, pushing out her ample chest with a smile, "then go ahead and try."
After about thirty seconds of me fondling her breasts, the woman lost patience and said,
"Come on, what day was I born?"
I said, "Yesterday."
Cost me a kick in the nuts... But, when you’re over seventy; who cares?
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I went to the pub last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table. "Good legs!" I said!
The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?"
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I said, "Definitely! … Most tables would have collapsed by now."
Cost me another 6 stitches... But, when you’re over seventy; who cares?