Simpsons quotes.

[Jazza]

Surely we got some fans on here :wink:
I'll get it rolling:

Homer: Jump Free Willy, jump! Jump with all your might!!
_Willy jumps but crushes the kid_
Mother: Oh no, Willy didnt make it, and he crushed our boy!
Father: Ugh, what a mess.

 

[system]

Gramdpa: "I'm cold and there are wolves after me"

Uter: "Don't make me run. I'm full of chocolate"

 

[alien]

Ralph Wiggum - "Principal Skinner, I got car sick in your office."

 

[Team_Tiger]

Homer: "Operator! Give me the number for 911!"

 

[Team_Tiger]

Homer again: "How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"

 

[Deano1]

Homer: "You couldn't fool anyone on the foolinest day of your life, with an electrified foolin machine!"

 

[Cultured_Bogan]

Lionel Hutz: This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.”

 

[Deano1]

I knew you'd be in on this one shortly CB.

 

[system]

McClure: You may remember me from such educational films as Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly

 

[Tigerdave]

Timmy: "Some of my friends say it's wrong to eat meat. Are they right?"
Troy McClure: "No Timmy, that's just communist propaganda."

Mr Burns: "Hmm… who's that goat-legged fellow? I like the cut of his jib."
Smithers: "Er, Prince of Darkness, sir. He's your eleven o'clock."

Dentist: "Now hold still while I gas you!"

 

[Deano1]

Homer: "Is purple a fruit?"

 

[system]

Ralph: They taste like burning

 

[Leroy_The_Tigers_Fan]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm chocolate!.

 

[Demps]

Ralph: Open the tunk

Angry dad: If you don't shut up, I'll turn this car around and there'll be no Cape Canavril (sp?) for anyone!!
Nelson: SLAPS REACHES OUT THE WINDOW AND SLAPS HIM ON THE BACK OF THE HEAD
Angry dad: THATS IT !! *Turns car around*

Homer: Lucky I brought my rappin ronnie wells tape
Tape: Well Welll Welll Wellll Welll

 

[Demps]

Mr Burns: I rly like the vest :wink:

Comic book guy: worst episode ever.

Milhouse: My mom says I'm cool

 

[tig_prmz]

Some rand book telling Homer how to live life: Live everyday like its your last.
Homer: *starts crying*

Price less
:roll :roll :roll :roll :roll

 

[alien]

Milhouse: I can’t go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency.

 

[Captain_Awesome]

Homer while carrying trash can "ou ouch! Stupid trash rotten stinky hate world revenge soon take out on everyone AAH GARBAGE WATER!"

Homer thinking "Don't tell them you were at a bar, but what else is open at night?"
then says "it was a pornography store. I was buying pornography"

 

[alex]

Soviet Car Salesman: "She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene"
Homer: "What country is this from?"
Soviet Car Salesman: "It no longer exists"

 

[alex]

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