Some facts about Tim Sheens "The Master Coach"

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- Has made the finals only once of the last 13 seasons
-Lost 17 games in a row against John Lang
- Has a overal 50% Win rate
- 46% win rate at West Tigers
-Everyone BAR west tiger supporters think hes a great coach

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- more slippery then teflon
- australian coach and will probably run the kangaroo's into the ground in the next year or two
 
Batted at 27% odd at the Cowboys
Was run out of Townsville by a lynch mob
Did win comps with Canberra sides that had 4,000 internationals and was over the cap
The inspiration for Kirk Reynoldson's beard
The only person who saw the 7 in morris, or the fitzmeister in anything but the Balmain A grade comp
Coached city
Coached NSW
The only coach who sees potential in Royce Simmons whom our esteemed leader says `could outcoach them all'
 
Coached Penrith to their first ever finals series appearance
Coached Canberra to their first ever grand final win
Has won 4 premierships (second only to Wayne Bennett)
3 time winner of the Dally M coach of the year
 
Tasked 3 times to come in and build a young / fledgling club from almost nothing.

We all forgotton the mess our club was in b4 the SOS to sheens

Yes results are no where near where we should be… but we dont have that great a squad/depth.
 
@Juro said:
Coached Penrith to their first ever finals series appearance
Coached Canberra to their first ever grand final win
Has won 4 premierships (second only to Wayne Bennett)
3 time winner of the Dally M coach of the year

And our only comp…..

And the current Oz coach......

But its all Sheens' fault.
 
In another thread it had quotes from Benny, Blocker and Tommy. They all laid the blame at the feet of the players that were on the field last Sunday afternoon. They didn't mention Tim.
 
@Knuckles said:
In another thread it had quotes from Benny, Blocker and Tommy. They all laid the blame at the feet of the players that were on the field last Sunday afternoon. They didn't mention Tim.

Gee,they wouldnt know much about footy???

:laughing:
 
@Knuckles said:
In another thread it had quotes from Benny, Blocker and Tommy. They all laid the blame at the feet of the players that were on the field last Sunday afternoon. They didn't mention Tim.

Yep, and ALL of those players who were on the field last Sunday (except Ayshford and Fulton) will be back on the field on Friday night. Who do you blame for that?
 
@TigersFan4Life said:
@Knuckles said:
In another thread it had quotes from Benny, Blocker and Tommy. They all laid the blame at the feet of the players that were on the field last Sunday afternoon. They didn't mention Tim.

Yep, and ALL of those players who were on the field last Sunday (except Ayshford and Fulton) will be back on the field on Friday night. Who do you blame for that?

I blame Sheens.

And I blame Sheens for the weather.Its been crap the last few days.
 
I like you simon. I remember back in the day of the old forum and the early days of LU, I used to agree with alot of what you had to say (and besides Sheens, I still do).

You're entitled to your opinion like everyone on here but surely you at least have to admit that for a someone who is labelled a "supercoach" Sheens' modern day record makes for some poor reading?

Like most fans I will be forever grateful to Tim and the rest of the coaching staff for 2005, but the last few years have been unacceptable.
 
@hybrid_tiger said:
I can tell you for a fact that Benny Elias does not rate Sheens, and was perplexed when he was re-signed.

What's Benny on about here then…..doesn't seem to perplexed now...

The move was backed by passionate former Tiger Benny Elias who said last night: "Cats have nine lives, footy players only have three - and these guys have used up two. **I think Sheensy's done the right thing in this case.** The finger's on the panic button but I wouldn't push it just yet either."

If he didn't rate him I can only see it in Benny's nature to hack the bloke....

Or is it a case of Sheens tenticles' reaching far and wide again and even blokes like Elias have been caught up in the spin.....
 
@hybrid_tiger said:
I can tell you for a fact that Benny Elias does not rate Sheens, and was perplexed when he was re-signed.

Why did he vote for him to be re-signed then three years ago?
 
- He has a strange fixation with ageing wingers;
- Can turn an "excuse" into a "reason" at the drop of a hat;
- He hates specialist goalkickers;
- Holds a godlike standing with journalists and anyone named Simon.
 
@hybrid_tiger said:
I can tell you for a fact that Benny Elias does not rate Sheens, and was perplexed when he was re-signed.

Benny is always perplexed. Plus if playing both sides of the street was an Olympic Sport he'd be gold medal favourite…
 
THE GUY CAN SNIFF TALENT
Sam Harris, Ryan Ohara,Nick Grahame,Jobson,Brown and of course the second comming of Moody and Fitzhenry. Theirs probably another 20 unforgettable signings that I have forgotton
 
@supercoach said:
THE GUY CAN SNIFF TALENT
Sam Harris, Ryan Ohara,Nick Grahame,Jobson,Brown and of course the second comming of Moody and Fitzhenry. Theirs probably another 20 unforgettable signings that I have forgotton

Gareth Ellis, Lote Tuqiri, Keith Galloway…
 

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