The Laurie Daley pearls of wisdom thread

[alien]

Tonight he said 'I think that Dragons need to worry about winning the match and not the result of the match'.

he has a way with words. :laughing:

i think he means they need to focus on the things they need to do to win the match

 

[Fraze23]

He is an outstanding football player, for his football team.

I remember when he did the Liberty Bell Cup (Aus v USA) and there was a chip and chase it bounced up into the arms of the chaser. "Thats what we call a room service bounce in Australia" :neutral_face: I have never heard anyone describe the ball bouncing up as a room service bounce.
It could be worse tho, Fittler could be on every week

 

[jirskyr]

from friday nights game. on alan tongue…..

"he can provide the inspiration to inspire his team mates"

Almost as good as Freddy's "It is unbelievable to believe!"

 

[Centaur]

Tonight he said 'I think that Dragons need to worry about winning the match and not the result of the match'.

:laughing: Yes that entire rant had me perplexed.

 

[Cysquatch]

"they've got points in them"- a daley standard. thanks scoop
"when the big men run at the smaller men on the edges, it will cause them problems". ok loz, back to sleep mate

im just waiting for 'if they score more points than the other team, they will win'. i don't think its far off either.

great player, but obviously thats what hes best at. school report card must have read-hope his league career is long and sucessful coz laurie has naught otherwise.

 

[tig_prmz]

"they've got points in them"- a daley standard. thanks scoop
"when the big men run at the smaller men on the edges, it will cause them problems". ok loz, back to sleep mate

im just waiting for **'if they score more points than the other team, they will win'. i don't think its far off either.**

great player, but obviously thats what hes best at. school report card must have read-hope his league career is long and sucessful coz laurie has naught otherwise.

I am soooo sure he said that once and I think it was the Tigers Cowboys game at Leichardt!!

Having said that, I think that was the last time he used those magic words :frowning:

 

[alien]

I remember when he did the Liberty Bell Cup (Aus v USA) and there was a chip and chase it bounced up into the arms of the chaser. "Thats what we call a room service bounce in Australia" :neutral_face: I have never heard anyone describe the ball bouncing up as a room service bounce.

yea i remember that. :laughing:
i have that on dvd

 

[Brett Thurbon]

He said that David Furner has to tell his players they have to start well???????????????????????????? as opposed to telling they have to start badly.

He also stated that if the roosters want to win this game, they are gunna have to score more points than the panthers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go figure ?

 

[Fraze23]

He also stated that if the roosters want to win this game, they are gunna have to score more points than the panthers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go figure ?

Mathematically speaking he is correct :laughing: lol

 

[Jazza]

I actually wish footy season starts again just so that this thread can get going again and I can read some of the stupid comments from him on here :laughing:
Am I crazy? Is the off season getting to me? :stuck_out_tongue:

 

[Spartan117]

Off Season is getting to all of us mate…. Im going nuts

 

[Marshall_magic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukJ3stJ8Ih4

If you want another Daley hit, this video will provide it for you. Absolutely brilliant.

 

[Jazza]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukJ3stJ8Ih4

If you want another Daley hit, this video will provide it for you. Absolutely brilliant.

Haha I remember when this video came out.

And all this video has done is make me think about the dumb Origin selections! Gidley, Tahu, Scott, Cooper, Barrett, the grub!! Maybe I dont miss the footy season as much after all.

 

[Kul]

Only 24 hours until he's back with his best!
:righton:

 

[Jazza]

Imagine the puffy cheeks from him in the sheds tonight

'Just make sure you *Puff* put in a good *Puff* performance, no *Puff* penalties, *Puff* play as a team and *Puff* play to your *puff* potential.' :wink:

 

[stryker]

The blokes a grub…a pussy...and shall be ridiculed all season. Especially by me!

 

[Sabre]

I just heard something along the lines of "when a game is close you want to convert your tries"

 

[Kul]

"when you give away a repeat set, it becomes harder to defend"

:bash

no wonder we haven't won Origin in years

 

[cunno]

"when you give away a repeat set, it becomes harder to defend"

:bash

no wonder we haven't won Origin in years

He's kidding, how did he work that out? similarly, the team that scores the most points must win (wait for it) :roll

 

[Jazza]

What about his preview for Penrith on Fox Sports:

"Sometimes you need a turnover of players who are going to walk straight into your team."

Uhhh isnt that what all teams want? Quality players to come into the line up.