Things that make you go hmmmmm

you are right. however it seems you can still use 1 and 2 cent coins if you have them.
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**Unusual Facts about Australia**

*Homicide - Australia was founded by Convicts. Its homicide rate is 1.8 per 100,000 population. The United States was founded by religious zealots. It's homicide rate is 6.3 per 100,000\. Almost 400% greater than Australia.

*The ocker - 10 percent of Australians satisfy the definition of an 'ocker' . This 10 percent of the population consume 80 percent of the beer drunk in Australia.

*Gun toting- On average, American soldiers fired seven times as many bullets as Australian soldiers during the Vietnam war.

*Newspaper readership - Per capita, Australians read more newspapers than any other nation.

*Urban dwellers - Australia is one of the world's most urbanised countries, with about 70 per cent of the population living in the 10 largest cities.

*Gambling - Per Capita, Australians spend more money on gambling than any other nation.

*With less than 1 percent of the world's population, **Australia has more than 20 percent of the world's poker machines.**

*Australia's expenditure on arts products ranks among the highest in developed countries.

*The average world population density is 117 people per square mile, that of the United States 76 and that of Macao is 69,000\. Australia's is only 6.

*Employment of Australians - 80% service sector 14% manufacturing 5% rural.

*2.3 percent of Australia's GDP is derived from agriculture.

*15 percent of Australia's GDP is derived from mining.

*.02 percent of the Australian land mass is used by mines. More land is occupied by pubs.

*Rabbits - For each person in Australia there are two sheep and over 16 rabbits, the latter introduced in 1859 by one enterprising man who brought 24 wild rabbits from England in an effort to remind him of home.

*Bicentenary - At the highpoint of the Bicentenary in 1988, 51% of Australians couldn't see any good reason for celebrating.

*Cannabis arrests- In 1999, 46,000 Australians were arrested for possession or use of Cannabis.

*Cannabis use - It is estimated that 50% of Australians aged 14-19 are active users of Cannabis.

*Cannabis industry - The sale of illegal cannabis industry constitutes 1 percent of Australia's GDP and is twice the size of the Australian wine industry.
 
**Words of Wisdom**

• I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather…………. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car
• Light travels faster than sound, that’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
• If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
• Politicians and nappies have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
• My mother never saw the irony of calling me a son-of-a-[This word has been automatically removed].
• Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
• To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
• How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
• If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea ……..does that mean that one enjoys it? .
• Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
• Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
• Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”. What’s my mother going to do?
• I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
• A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
• I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
• I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with “Guess” on it……..so I said “Implants?”.
• Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
• Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
• The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
• Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
• Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
• Never get into a fight with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
• He who smiles at a crisis has found someone to blame.
• My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
• Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.
• My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
• Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
• There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away.
• I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not too sure.
• Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
• A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
• Whoever coined the phrase “Quiet as a mouse” has never stepped on one.
• I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
• Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
• A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station.
• Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
• When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
• You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket………I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.
• You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
 
• The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…...... :laughing:
 
More useless facts
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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for

Blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half

more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead…I'll wait...
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Donkeys kill more people annually

than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )
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You burn more calories sleeping

than you do watching television.
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Oak trees do not produce acorns
until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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The first product to have a bar code

was Wrigley's gum.
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The King of Hearts is the only king

WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive

from each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!)
(That women are going the 'right' direction...?)

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Apple s, not caffeine,

are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
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Most dust particles in your house are made from

DEAD SKIN!
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.
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Walt Disney was afraid

OF MICE!
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PEARLS MELT

IN VINEGAR!
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

but, not downstairs.

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A duck's quack doesn't echo,

and no one knows why.
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
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And the best for last....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)
 
**Doctors vs. Gun owners:**
**Doctors….**

(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.

(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.

(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.

Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services.

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Now think about this:

**Guns**

(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.
(Yes, that's 80 million)

(B) The number of **accidental** gun deaths per year,all age groups, is 1,500.

(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.000188.

Statistics courtesy of FBI

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So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners!

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Remember, 'Guns don't kill people,doctors do.'
 
**FOOD FOR THOUGHT**
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Think about this:
1\. Cows
2\. The Constitution
3\. The Ten Commandments

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**COWS**
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that
during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a
single cow, born in Bourke almost three years ago, right
to the stall where she slept in the state of Victoria ?
And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls.

But they are unable to locate 25,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country.
Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

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**THE CONSTITUTION**
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq …
Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a
lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 100 years,
And we're not using it anymore.

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**THE 10 COMMANDMENTS**

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments
Posted in a courthouse or Parliament, is this –you cannot post
'Thou Shalt Not Steal', 'Thou Shalt Not Commit
Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of
Lawyers, judges and politicians ..... It creates a
hostile work environment.

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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
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If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death . (Creepy.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. ( Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Starfish have no brains

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure ..
(What about that pig??)
 
I'm left handed and I can apparently thank my lucky stars that I wan't schooled in the Catholic school system.
Therefore as a Protesant State schooled educated person my life expectancy is far lower than a Mick schooled person.
As a kid growing up in the 60's in a secular (apparently) neighborhood only the Vatican fans will live longer, d'oh!.
 
@balmainbenny said:
Aladin, What the, How do you have time for this forum? with all that knowledge spinning around in your head, great stuff mate,

Thanks guys, but most of my mates, just say my head is like a washing machine on the fast spin dry cycle which is full of Shit
 
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

What is the speed of darkness?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for 'normal' people at the Special Olympics?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Did you ever stop and wonder…...
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.'

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?....THIS WHAT REALLY BUGS ME!!!!

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on......

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
 
@Aladinsane said:
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?….THIS WHAT REALLY BUGS ME!!!!

good question :imp:
 
@Cultured Bogan said:
@westTAHger said:
in this october there is:
5 x friday
5 x saturday
5 x sunday
does not happen very often, doubt if we will see it again this century.

Once every 820 years from what I've seen.

Who sits here and comes up with stuff like that? Calendar enthusiasts??!!

It is amazing what some people believe. Just think for a second.

1\. 1 October 2010 was a Friday.
2\. There are 31 days in October, or 4 weeks and 3 days.
3\. Every year that 1 October falls on a Friday will have 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays, 5 Sundays.
4\. If you picked a year at random, 1 October would fall on a Friday every 1 in 7 years.

Of course, leap years mean that this may not happen once every 7 years. Just looking in Excel, this happens in 2004, 2010, 2021, 2027, 2032, 2038, … in fact, 15 times between 2001 and 2100, or approximately once every 6.66 years.

I certainly hope I will see it again this century!!
 
**Things that make you go hmmmmmm about Australian History**

* Swimming - In 1838 it was declared illegal to swim at public beaches during the day! This law was enforced until 1902.

* The secret ballot was first used in Victoria and South Australia following the granting of responsible government. Other states introduced secret ballots as follows: 1856 - Victoria & South Australia 1858 - New South Wales & Tasmania 1859 - Queensland 1893 - Western Australia. The secret ballot was referred to as 'kangaroo voting'. World wide, secret voting is often referred to as the 'Australian ballot.

* Female vote - Australia was the second country to give women the vote.

* In 1932, Francis De Groot, a retired cavalry officer, managed to get himself selected as part of the honour guard at the opening of the Sydney Harbour Bridge. When the ribbon was about to be cut, he galloped forward on his horse and slashed the ribbon with his sword, declaring the bridge open in the name of 'the decent citizens of New South Wales'. The ribbon was then tied back together and the ceremony continued. De Groot was carried off to a mental hospital, declared insane and later fined for the replacement cost of one ribbon…..... My Great great Uncle was never the same again :laughing:

* Independence for WA- In April 1933, 68 per cent of West Australians voted in favour of seceding from the Commonwealth of Australia. However, they needed permission from the British Parliament before they could officially become a new country. Meanwhile, Australia's Federal Parliament was arguing that Britain should not interfere in Australian politics. The end result was that Britain never made a decision. Consequently, Western Australian remained part of the Commonwealth.

* In 1954, Bob Hawke was immortalised by the Guinness Book of Records for sculling 2.5 pints of beer in 11 seconds. Bob later became the Prime Minister of Australia......only in Australia

*Sir John Robertson, five times premier of New South Wales, drank a pint of rum every morning for 35 years. Later said: 'none of the men who have left footprints in this country have been cold water men.'

* Prime Minister Harold Holt went for a swim at Cheviot Beach, near Portsea on 17th December 1967, and was never seen again. The event has been referred to as 'the swim that needed no towel'.

* Until 1984, Australia's National anthem was "God save the Queen/King."

* Cartoonists - A cartoon is a drawing that makes a satirical, witty, or humorous point. On 17 July 1924, the world's first society of cartoonists, the Black and White Artists' Society, was formed in Sydney.

* Yowie sighting - In 1987, the Alice Springs police station received a call from a frightened family. The family had stopped for a cup of tea after a morning of rabbit hunting. Then a huge ape like creature, two meters tall and covered in hair, leapt out of an empty water tank and began walking towards them. The family fled to their truck and the creature ran after them before disappearing into the bush. The man, Frank Burns believed it was a man however the women, Phyllis Kenny, told the press she could tell the difference between man and beast and this was definitely a beast. The following day police searched the area and found a man, 203 centimetres tall weighing a estimated 127-159 kg (or about two Oprah Winfreys) sitting naked by the roadside. The man was then taken to a local mental hospital.

*Australia day - January 26, Australia day, is the anniversary of ships arriving in Sydney carrying a load of Convicts.

*Australia was the 3rd country, after the US and Russia, to launch a satellite into orbit. It was for the British, using a 'Blue Streak' rocket
 
**Things that make you go hmmmmm about Australian Convicts**

*A census taken in 1828 found that half the population of NSW were Convicts, and that former Convicts made up nearly half of the free population.

*It is estimated that by the time transportation ended in 1868, 40 per cent of Australia's English-speaking population were convicts.

*In 2007, it was estimated that 22 per cent of living Australians had a convict ancestor.

*Convicts were not sent to Australia for serious crimes. Serious crimes, such as murder, rape, or impersonating an Egyptian were given the death sentence in England.

*Crimes punishable by transportation included recommending that politicians get paid, starting a union, stealing fish from a river or pond, embezzlement, receiving or buying stolen goods, setting fire to underwood, petty theft, or being suspected of supporting Irish terrorism.

* Alcohol- It has been reported that the first European settlers in Australia drank more alcohol per head of population than any other community in the history of mankind.

* Police force - Australia's first police force was a band of 12 of the most well behaved Convicts.

* Mass moonings - In 1832, 300 female Convicts at the Cascade Female Factory mooned the Governor of Tasmania during a chapel service. It was said that in a "rare moment of collusion with the Convict women, the ladies in the Governor's party could not control their laughter."
 
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