Things that make you laugh!! 😂

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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.

Then it’s a soap opera.

 

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Me: That hemorrhoid cream caused a bad reaction.

Doctor: Where did you apply it?

Me: On the bus.

 

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My friend opened a petting zoo with just one bull, but nobody went.

He was charging too much.

 

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Not everyone thinks Cleopatra is beautiful…

But that’s how Julius Ceasar!

 

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Today we celebrate the birthday of the man who invented the boomerang.
Many Happy Returns!

 

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The other day, I wondered what would happen if I fired an arrow straight up into the air?
Then it hit me.

 

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I asked my smart phone what to do when I feel sleepy in the middle of the day.
It turns out there’s a nap for that!

 

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Autocorrect can go straight to he'll!

 

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Couldn't believe my luck last night.
I met a lovely girl in the pub and she told me she'd show me a really good time.
When we got outside, she ran 100 metres in 9.69 seconds.

 

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I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water until I read the name backwards....

 

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Someone stole all the K9 harnesses at the police station last night.
The officers have no leads.

 

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What's Forrest Gump's favourite pasta?

Penne.

 

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What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted