Tiger_Fanatic3
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What does a house wear?
Address!
Address!
Things that make you laugh!! š
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Tiger_Fanatic3
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The first rule of the Alzheimerās club isā¦
Wait, where are we again?
Wait, where are we again?
Tiger_Fanatic3
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Whatās a pirateās favorite letter?
You probably think itās āRā but it is the āCā.
You probably think itās āRā but it is the āCā.
Tiger_Fanatic3
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Why is it when I drink alcohol people call me an Alcoholic, but when I drink Fanta, no one calls me Fantastic
TopTiger
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A good friend got kidnapped by mimes, they did unspeakable things to him.
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My wife said I had no sense of direction so I packed my bags and right.
TopTiger
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Kicking my Viagra addiction was hard but I managed to pull through it.
Tiger_Fanatic3
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Why did the computer go broke?
It lost too many bits
It lost too many bits
Tiger_Fanatic3
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Why donāt some people trust atoms?
Because they make up everything, and still fail to impress
Because they make up everything, and still fail to impress
Tiger_Fanatic3
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Did you hear about the mountain climber who failed his test?
He just couldnāt reach the peak of his performance
He just couldnāt reach the peak of his performance
I šÆ agree P'nC
Yuk, this brings back bad memories.
I the early days of my now wife's and my relationship before we were married, she had a real bad case of the š©'s with me and said...If you don't go away, I'll get the pest control people out to get rid of you.
As you may be able to detect š¤, she's got a pretty bad sense of humor at times, but then, she is Dutch.
Gees jad...4316 is only a deposit on what I've been told I have done wrong and still doing wrong š
The Dutch have a reputation as being the rudest nationality in Europe yet during my life i have been in contact with many Dutch people (2 of them live in the same retirement village as i do) and all of them have been very friendly and good company.However i must admit they do deserve the reputation of being even more stubborn than the Germans
Halbrowne61
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Iām in a walking group with 2 Dutch people and you wouldnāt meet 2 nicer people in your life.
But I used to have a Dutch boss who wasnāt quite as friendly.
Iāve been to Germany a couple of times on business and was pleasantly surprised at all my interactions with people over here.
Smiling, pleasant and helpful, not what I expected but it wasnāt isolated and didnāt seem forced.
Who knows, there are good and bad everywhere, even in Oz believe it or not, even on the WTF believe it or not !
I think that you get what you give,
innsaneink
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Had a dutch teacher year 5 in primary school...she had the number tatt on her arm from when the nazis put her and family in a concentration camp
She rarely smiled
She rarely smiled
Stubborn is the word.... i.e....she doesn't let much beat her which is a great way to be obviously.
But that stubbornness means I have given up completely trying to win any debate/argument with her, as I haven't won a d/a with her for over.......... š¤....... 30 years š±.
I think I have a bad case of 'Rumpole of the Bailey' syndrome š.
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My wife can be extremely pleasant believe me. I wouldn't have married her otherwise.
But....when she aint in the frame of mind to be pleasant, it's like stepping through a mine field trying not to get her going.
