Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[tiger_one]

I told my wife that I was going to share some Tom Petty jokes, and she warned me that I better not.
But I won’t back down.

 

[hank37w]

Ha

Same as it ever was.

 

[tiger_one]

Never say you can't do it when you can.
Take Beethoven - born deaf and people said he wouldn't be able to play music.
Did he listen?

 

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[tiger_one]

What did the taxidermist do on his lunch break?
Stuffed his face.

 

[tiger_one]

My wife texted me a selfie in a new dress and asked, ”Does this make me look fat?”
I texted back "Noo!” but my phone autocorrected it to “Moo!”
Please send help.

 

[Winston Churchill]

 

[GNR4LIFE]

“They’re eating the dawwggss”

 

[tiger_one]

I recently read that it takes 17 sheep to make a wool sweater.
I didn't even know they could knit.

 

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[Bellend]

Phil Rothfield

 

[tiger_one]

When I was young, we were so poor we sometimes only had bits of rope to eat.
I would often skip lunch.

 

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[Spartan117]

 

[hank37w]

That's more like it Richo.

 

[tiger_one]

Was wondering the other day if they’ll ever truly find a cure for hiccups.
But I wouldn’t hold my breath.