Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[tiger_one]

What sound does James Bond's doorbell make?
Dong. Ding Dong.

 

[TopTiger]

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[TopTiger]

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[tiger_one]

I was robbed by six dwarves today.
Not happy.

 

[tiger_one]

Singing in the shower is all good until you get shampoo in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.

 

[TopTiger]

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[TopTiger]

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[tiger_one]

When one door closes, another one opens.
Other than that, it's a pretty good car.

 

[TopTiger]

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[hank37w]

How right is that. 🤣

Worst part is people lick their fingers so they can get the bag apart and then they go touching all the produce. 🤢

 

[Merlot]

it used to b only animals stood to attention from a rustling plastic bag -any1 noticed humans doing it lately

 

[tiger_one]

The new chiropodist is finding business slow,
I guess he's still finding his feet.

 

[TopTiger]

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[BZN]

One ah ah ah ...

One of the best shows on TV.
I'd get a laugh even into my 30's.
Same with Hey Hey It's Saturday.

 

[Bula]

And before there was Fox News ...

 

[jadtiger]

And before there was Fox News ...View attachment 16549

Kermit was far more accurate than fox news and more likeable as well

 

[tiger_one]

I asked my Chinese friend what it's like to live in China.
He says he can't complain.

 

[TopTiger]

Ha