Things that make you laugh!! 😂

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My friend is going to university to study forensics...big deal I thought.
I learnt that when I was 5 years old.
The answer is ten.

 

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One of the Russian Acrobats in the Human Pyramid has been deported.
Now they don't have Oleg to stand on.

 

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As I entered the pub, they asked: "Are you the Neil Diamond tribute act?"
I am, I said...

 

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After 30 years of marriage to Florence, Jim the plumber decided to leave his wife.
The note on the table simply read...
"It's over Flo."

 

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Back in my day, tinder was how Kiwis liked their meat.

 

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