Things that make you laugh!! 😂

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[tiger_one]

I hate going to MC Hammer's house.
He wont let me touch anything.

 

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[Merlot]

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Phone Donald

 

[tiger_one]

Tsunami : silent T
Honest : silent H
Knight : silent K
Queue : silent ueue

 

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[tiger_one]

My neighbour is in hospital after eating margarine.
I can't believe he's not better.

 

[Buttface]

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Looks like Marnus trying to bat.

 

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[tiger_one]

I've just bought a Humpty Dumpty toy from Aldi, it's brilliant.
It comes with Aldi Kings horses and Aldi Kings men.

 

[Odessa]

 

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[tiger_one]

Sunday and Monday are in a fight. Who wins?
Sunday. Monday is a weekday.

 

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[tiger_one]

A horse and a donkey were having a pint and the horse was boasting that he'd won the Cox Plate, the Melbourne Cup and the Queen Elizabeth Stakes.
The donkey said "That's nothing," and showed the horse a picture of a zebra from his phone.
"What's that?" asks the horse.
"That was me when I played for Juventus" said the donkey.