Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[tiger_one]

I just got hit by a rental car.
It Hertz.

 

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[AmericanHistoryX]

A bomb shelter in case nuclear war. Smart women. You have a good wife.

 

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[tiger_one]

Chromosome guide:

XY = Male
XX = Female
YYY = Delilah

 

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[tiger_one]

I just read that it takes three sheep to make one sweater.
Amazing! I didn't even know that they could knit!

 

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[tiger_one]

Did you know muffins spelled backwards is what you do when you take them out of the oven?

 

[TopTiger]

Arrived late to the weekly kleptomaniacs anonymous meeting and all the seats were already taken.

 

[TopTiger]

Whenever I see chocolate, I hear TWO voices in my head, One of them says "Eat the chocolate" & the other one says "You heard her... Eat the chocolate."

 

[tiger_one]

I had dinner once with a chess grand master in a Pizza Hut restaurant with checked tablecloths.
It took him two hours to pass me the salt.

 

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[diedpretty]

I bought a new deodorant today. The instructions said, "Remove cap and push up bottom." Now I can barely walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells lovely!

 

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