Things that make you laugh!! 😂

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[tiger_one]

I couldn't afford an ancestry DNA kit so I announced I'd won the lottery.
I had no idea I had so much family.

 

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[Bellend]

James Hooper

 

[tiger_one]

Played a game of trivia with a group of trees.
Got stumped.

 

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[tiger_one]

Heard a rumour that the local dentists are going on strike.
Brace yourselves...

 

[tiger_one]

Simba was moving too slowly.
So I told him to Mufasa.

 

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I hope Spartan reads this 🤣

 

[tiger_one]

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?​

He waits for it at the next stop.

 

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[tiger_one]

Banged my head on a low bridge.
Would have been OK if viaduct.

 

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Facebook

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[Bellend]

Dumb ass idiot parks car in a handicap parking spot gets out of his car tells the bloke looking at him and screams out what is your problem, the bloke opens his wallet flashes his badge at him and guess what the dumb ass idiot has been arrested on outstand warrant, done for verbal assault and unregistered car and made everyone laugh his handicap pass was taken off him as well.
Got to love coppers at Macquarie Fields on those rare occasions.

 

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