Things that make you laugh!! 😂

Not joke


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I tried to give it to Jim he accepted but went away after a few weeks
 
Q. Why do chickens not were pants?
A. Because it's peckers on his head

$2.50 key lime pie in Barbados
$3.25 Jamaican beef patties
$2.80 papaya pie from Trinidad

- The real pie rates of the Carribbean
 
@Ponyo said in [Dad Humour](/post/1096230) said:
Q. Why do chickens not were pants?
A. Because it's peckers on his head

$2.50 key lime pie in Barbados
$3.25 Jamaican beef patties
$2.80 papaya pie from Trinidad

- The real pie rates of the Carribbean
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Lol I just watched pirates last night.
 
Doctor I keep hearing this buzzing around my head..

Don’t worry it’s just a bug that’s going around
 
@TheDaBoss said in [Dad Humour](/post/1096759) said:
@Tiger_Steve said in [Dad Humour](/post/1096741) said:
Why did the ocean blush?

Because the seaweed.

Sorry

Ive got no idea how many times i have heard that joke lol
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Which just proves it needed to be in the dad jokes thread?
 
@Cairnstigers said in [Dad Humour](/post/1096786) said:
Tiger Steve, Happy and Geo were caught stealing a loaf of bread and were to be sentenced to death by the king for their crimes
But in an unusual move by the king he gave them a chance to receive a pardon if they can reach a target set by the king
The King tells Tiger Steve, Happy and Geo that if their Willy's can reach a combined length of 100 inch's he will set them free
The next morning the three men are brought in front of the king and asked to drop their pants one by one
Tiger Steve goes 1st and measures 66 inch's
OH YEAH has says yelling
The King is shocked at the size of his Willy
Happy is up next and he measures 33 inch's
YEAH BABY he says out loud
Then up comes Geo
All nervous and shaking as it is now all up to him
Geo drops his pants and everyone gasps as they cant see anything but Geo then moves some hair away and there it is
It's small but it's their
They get a measurement and it happens to measure exactly 1 inch long
They are set free as promised
Once released Tiger Steve, Happy and Geo meet up in the woods and talk about what just happened
Tiger Steve said to the others lucky mine was 66 inch's long
Happy said lucky mine was 33 inch's long
And Geo said luck mine was hard

The real names of the accused had been changed to protect the identity of those involved
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Don’t know how you did it but please stop accessing my medical records😜😀
 
@Cairnstigers said in [Dad Humour](/post/1096786) said:
Tiger Steve, Happy and Geo were caught stealing a loaf of bread and were to be sentenced to death by the king for their crimes
But in an unusual move by the king he gave them a chance to receive a pardon if they can reach a target set by the king
The King tells Tiger Steve, Happy and Geo that if their Willy's can reach a combined length of 100 inch's he will set them free
The next morning the three men are brought in front of the king and asked to drop their pants one by one
Tiger Steve goes 1st and measures 66 inch's
OH YEAH has says yelling
The King is shocked at the size of his Willy
Happy is up next and he measures 33 inch's
YEAH BABY he says out loud
Then up comes Geo
All nervous and shaking as it is now all up to him
Geo drops his pants and everyone gasps as they cant see anything but Geo then moves some hair away and there it is
It's small but it's their
They get a measurement and it happens to measure exactly 1 inch long
They are set free as promised
Once released Tiger Steve, Happy and Geo meet up in the woods and talk about what just happened
Tiger Steve said to the others lucky mine was 66 inch's long
Happy said lucky mine was 33 inch's long
And Geo said luck mine was hard

The real names of the accused had been changed to protect the identity of those involved
🤣
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I wouldn't be telling my kids that joke🤪
 
Whats the difference between an Echinda & Brookvale Oval ??
An Echinda has the pricks on the outside.



The Pamfers were training on Aussie Stadium when one player stumbled on a powedery white substance on the field that he had never seen before. Not being one to experiment with drugs he had the experts called in to find out what the substance was. After thorough testing the results came back to the the club. What he had found was the tryline.
 
Why did the plane crash?
Because the pilot was a goldfish.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was nailed to the first one.

Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure
 
@JD-Tiger said in [Dad Humour](/post/1097091) said:
@mike said in [Dad Humour](/post/1097087) said:
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea!

What do you call a dead no eyed dear?

Still no idea.
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What did the deers wife say when she saw the no eyed dear dead


Or dear
 
Two Irish couples decide to swap partners for the night.

After 3 hours of amazing sex, Paddy says: "I wonder how the girls are getting on"
 
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