Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[Geo]

Did you know that 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy?

Happy's Dopey..

 

[cochise]

Did you know that 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy?

Happy's Dopey..

So 7 out of 7 aren't happy?

 

[mike]

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
A babooom!

 

[happy_tiger]

Did you know that 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy?

Happy's Dopey..

Why is the Star Wars movies out of sequential order

Because the order Yoda was done by ......

 

[mike]

I take an extra pair of socks when I play golf. Just in case I get a hole in one.

 

[mike]

I tried calling the Tinnitus helpline. There was no answer. It just kept ringing.

 

[mike]

I was going to share a time travel pun, but you guys and gals didn’t like it.

 

[TrueTiger]

TTs BANANA BREAD RECIPE......


INGREDIANTS......

2..Laughing eyes
2..Loving arms
2..Well shaped legs
2..Firm milk containers
1..Fur lined mixing bowl
1..Large banana


METHOD


1..Look into laughing eyes
2..Spread well shaped legs slowly
3..Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently until fur lined mixing bowl is well greased
4..check frequently with middle finger
5..Add firm large banana gently working in and out until well creamed
6..As heat starts to rise plunge firm banana into fur lined mixing bowl and cover with nuts
7..Sigh with relief,leave to soak for 10 minutes
8..Bread is well done when banana is soft

NB- ..Be sure to wash mixing utensils DO NOT LICK BOWL

PS-..If bread starts to rise ,leave town immediately..

 

[Merlot]



I chuckled...

did u chuckle because u live in the inner city.lol

 

[Merlot]

TTs BANANA BREAD RECIPE......


INGREDIANTS......

2..Laughing eyes
2..Loving arms
2..Well shaped legs
2..Firm milk containers
1..Fur lined mixing bowl
1..Large banana


METHOD


1..Look into laughing eyes
2..Spread well shaped legs slowly
3..Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently until fur lined mixing bowl is well greased
4..check frequently with middle finger
5..Add firm large banana gently working in and out until well creamed
6..As heat starts to rise plunge firm banana into fur lined mixing bowl and cover with nuts
7..Sigh with relief,leave to soak for 10 minutes
8..Bread is well done when banana is soft

NB- ..Be sure to wash mixing utensils DO NOT LICK BOWL

PS-..If bread starts to rise ,leave town immediately..

if u dont lick bowl ,u dont deserve 1

 

[mike]

What’s the difference between an in-law and and outlaw?

The outlaw is actually wanted…

 

[mike]

The sign said “WET PAINT” so I emptied my water bottle on it.
I’m currently waiting on further instructions…

 

[tiger_one]

(warning - early Dad joke - warning)

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use the bathroom?

Because the "P" is silent.

 

[BZN]

TTs BANANA BREAD RECIPE......


INGREDIANTS......

2..Laughing eyes
2..Loving arms
2..Well shaped legs
2..Firm milk containers
1..Fur lined mixing bowl
1..Large banana


METHOD


1..Look into laughing eyes
2..Spread well shaped legs slowly
3..Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently until fur lined mixing bowl is well greased
4..check frequently with middle finger
5..Add firm large banana gently working in and out until well creamed
6..As heat starts to rise plunge firm banana into fur lined mixing bowl and cover with nuts
7..Sigh with relief,leave to soak for 10 minutes
8..Bread is well done when banana is soft

NB- ..Be sure to wash mixing utensils DO NOT LICK BOWL

PS-..If bread starts to rise ,leave town immediately..

:joy: :joy: :joy: :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing: :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing: :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing: :scream_cat: :scream_cat: :scream_cat: :wave: :wave: :wave: :runner: :runner: :runner:

 

[Geo]

#analbumcover

 

[happy_tiger]

#analbumcover

I'm guessing your BF is laughing hysterically at that one

 

[tiger_one]

Teacher: What month has 28 days?
Johnny: All of 'em.

 

[tiger_one]

A mate just started a band called 999 Megabytes.
Still haven't got a gig.

 

[hank37w]

Teacher: What month has 28 days?
Johnny: All of 'em.

Sharp kid.

 

[tiger_one]

If they don't call the next Fast and Furious movie "Fast10 Your Seatbelts," I'm going to be furious.