Things that make you laugh!! 😂
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Imagine the hacker on the phone to Optus....
If you are a Hacker
Press 1
If you require a payment for your scam
Press 2
If you require help with your scam
Press 3
For all other hacking enquiries
Press 4
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Women just need to trust us men now and then 😉
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And understandably, “it’s not about the money anymore” 😂
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Even though a grand a week for 12 weeks sounds great. Thanks Cameron and Gus !!
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Man said to wife "Alright you sexy thing, bedroom now."
She looked at him and said, "Ooh, you kinky bastard."
He said, "No, seriously, the footy’s about to start, bugger off!”
She looked at him and said, "Ooh, you kinky bastard."
He said, "No, seriously, the footy’s about to start, bugger off!”
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An oldie but hey…
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive, and practicing law or coaching the Wests Tigers
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive, and practicing law or coaching the Wests Tigers
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I’d just like to know how that one got through the censors and one of mine not nearly as naughty got removed?
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Lauren was very naughty 🙂
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Not as naughty as the censors on here.😂
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There's one thing that you can't take away from me is and that is my "Freeeedommm"
oh and food 😉
oh and food 😉
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Found this funny...217 games with manly, 3 games with tigers and his stock photo for his wiki page and the article on him today is in tigers gear. 😂😂😂 He must hate that.
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I didn't even recognise who it was...
Matt Ballin - Wikipedia
I didn't even recognise who it was...
You should see poor Oliver Clarke's Wikipedia. Seems the only noteworthy thing was that he was one of a number of players the Wests Tigers released, whatever year it was.Found this funny...217 games with manly, 3 games with tigers and his stock photo for his wiki page and the article on him today is in tigers gear. 😂😂😂 He must hate that.
Matt Ballin - Wikipedia
I didn't even recognise who it was...
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