JD Tiger
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Here's an old one.
You know the word supercalafragilisticexpialadocious?
How do you spell it?
I - T
You know the word supercalafragilisticexpialadocious?
How do you spell it?
I - T
Things that make you laugh!! 😂
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Aesopian
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How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.”
Elderslie_Tiger
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Just told our luggage that we will not be going on vacation this year.
Now I'm left with emotional baggage to deal with.
Now I'm left with emotional baggage to deal with.
TheDaBoss
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i tried eating a clock today.. it was too time consuming, so i had to go back for seconds
TheDaBoss
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@Russell said in [Dad Humour](/post/1203203) said:
that jokes TICKS all the boxes
Elderslie_Tiger
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@Russell said in [Dad Humour](/post/1203203) said:
This is time wasting at its worst
Cairnstigers
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@TheDaBoss said in [Dad Humour](/post/1203052) said:
What a difference one Letter can make
Harvey
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In a major toy factory in the US they are preparing for the Christmas rush, their biggest seller is the tickle me Elmo doll.
Due to unprecedented demand the factory need to recruit, and they hire a fair haired hetrosexual male (not the way I heard the joke but will adjust for modern times) to look after quality control. They are responsible for making sure that the toy is working correctly when it comes off the production line.
On the new employees first day, the manager leaves the factory to go to an important meeting with the companies senior executives and the overseas product suppliers.
When the manager returns it is chaos. The entire production line is backed up behind the new QA officer and the QA are sitting there sewing fur offcuts and a couple of marbles (from another part of the factory) onto the doll.
The manager walks up to the new employee and asks, "What the hell are you doing, I told you to check that the Tickle me Elmo doll is working correctly when it comes off the end of the production line before we ship it".
The new employee says, "That is not what you told me. You said that I need to sit at the end of the production line and when the dolls come out, I need to give them a couple of test tickles".
Due to unprecedented demand the factory need to recruit, and they hire a fair haired hetrosexual male (not the way I heard the joke but will adjust for modern times) to look after quality control. They are responsible for making sure that the toy is working correctly when it comes off the production line.
On the new employees first day, the manager leaves the factory to go to an important meeting with the companies senior executives and the overseas product suppliers.
When the manager returns it is chaos. The entire production line is backed up behind the new QA officer and the QA are sitting there sewing fur offcuts and a couple of marbles (from another part of the factory) onto the doll.
The manager walks up to the new employee and asks, "What the hell are you doing, I told you to check that the Tickle me Elmo doll is working correctly when it comes off the end of the production line before we ship it".
The new employee says, "That is not what you told me. You said that I need to sit at the end of the production line and when the dolls come out, I need to give them a couple of test tickles".
gallagher
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My kids were talking about Bruno Mars the other night. I asked them if they had heard of another performer with a planetary name. No? What about Pat Uranus?
I got a laugh
I got a laugh
I was having a drink with a lady the other night and she whispered to me..""Ziggy,do you know the difference between exotic and erotic....
I said in a confident manner "" I certainly do ""
exotic is when you use the feathers......
erotic is when you use the whole chook...hahaha:clap: :clap:
yes I know my way out....
I said in a confident manner "" I certainly do ""
exotic is when you use the feathers......
erotic is when you use the whole chook...hahaha:clap: :clap:
yes I know my way out....
OzLuke
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What is the fastest drink on the planet?
Milk
It's pasteurized before you get to drink it
Milk
It's pasteurized before you get to drink it